quixotic chaotic

"i know the drill"

my favorite part is that he’s wearing a RUSH shirt 

so we’re using this as fanfic prompt right

pretty sure I've read a johnlock fic where Sherlock employs John as his fake boyfriend for Christmas with his mother (but John is a perfect gentleman, ofc)... and now I want fic where Sherlock is the fake boyfriend and is a total ass but John absolutely loves it bc his family is terrible and Sherlock cracks him up and then they get together yay

vampire!lock AU: Sherlock’s back from the dead, but John soon notices that something’s not quite the same…

Still want this…

I want someone to write a book where Mermaids are the women thrown off ships when the sailors got afraid because having a woman on the boat is bad luck. And as they sink to the bottom legs tied together they change slowly until they can breath, until they can use their tied up legs to swim. And they drown sailors in revenge, luring them in by singing in their husky voices still stinging from the salt water they breathed. 

someone please write this

So… You know the whole dragons kidnap virgin princesses and all that?

What if they “kidnapped” them to protect them from men? What if they taught them out to be dragons and how to fight back against knights who only saw them as prizes?

What if dragons aren’t born? Buy rather they’re taught. All dragons are princesses who learned this and became so much more.

you need to write a novel

a continuation of this. 

MISS OFFICER AND MR TRUFFLES coming soon this Summer maybe not. 

I had a dream where every person, at exactly midnight on new years following their 22nd birthday, they possessed the body of their soulmate and people ran around trying to figure out who they were so that they could find eachother, and they left notes for the body’s owner to find with their address. And there were some language gaps so people had to translate it and travel to different countries carrying the notes they were left, and it was great

write a book right now

two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable

for the first time in my life ive found something i may like about vampires

http://sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com/17487.html?thread=102111311#t102111311

I NEED THIS FILLED LIKE I NEED AIR

Uh. SECONDED.