A Trans Woman's Prayer Before Laser Hair Removal
Oh God, oh God! It is narrow for me! In the might of your Face's anger you shaped me with a beard that blocks the flow of my lifeforce. Sustain in me the spirit to know the secrets of the Expansion of your Face... to realize the revelation of the beauty of this body, in which You have desired to make Your Presence dwell. Establish in me the concealment of my beard, and I will find blessings, as it is written: "It is taught that when these two apples are revealed... all worlds are happy and complete with all completeness, and everything is happy and shining." Pour the good oil upon my head, and I will make your goodness flow to your creations. May the desire exist.
El! God! Tzar li m'od. Bigvurat apecha y'tzartani im zakan shesotem et shefa chayai. T'kayem bi ruach l'da'at sodot orech-panecha, u'l'kayem otam b'gilui hadrat haguf hazeh sheratzita l'shaken sh'shinat'cha b'tocho. Taken na bi hester z'kani v'emtza b'racha dichtiv "tanya, kad etgalyan tarin tapuchin alin vachol almin chadan v'shelimin m'chol sh'limuta." Tarik shemen hatov al roshi v'ashpia tuvcha l'viotecha. Ken yehi ratzon.
Alexandra Rayzel the Priestess, aka Lexi Kohanski
This is an abbreviated form of the bracha, the full text is here.