When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

I'm glad y'all are still getting your laughs after all these years so just know that I do not entitled working for lush at all

that caterpillar bout to get zooted

this is me

i feel this image in my very soul. the animal crossing art style is round and fun. the face is that of a smug, and innocent bastard. no pants on. soda can in hand. these are all things i hold close to heart. and i dont even drink soda.

yeah i’m a GAMER

Gay And My Emotions are Really love boys

Full offense but I hate men who fuck with fat girls in private but are embarrassed to be seen with them in public

i love mobile app ads that are like

When yr partner is so cute u gotta draw em !!

a club but the dj just plays the animal crossing soundtrack on repeat

communication is the foundation

Where are they going? What are they saying?

I don’t even care they just sound so beautiful

i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?

cursed image

this is the spiritual sequel to wrow

Here it is: Best stuff first

Extremely handy if you follow a lot of people and hate missing anything good. 

Best Stuff First moves the best stuff on your dashboard—mhm!—right up to the top. 

It’s rolling out this week on iOS and Android, and comes with this Help Center article.  

Thanks! ✌️

Head’s up folks! Tumblr decided to shit the bed and go non-chronological!

This bullshit is being rolled out this week and it’s going to be default!