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#writer woes – @jettiebettie on Tumblr
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prokopetz
  1. The author's poorly disguised fetish
  2. The author's proudly displayed fetish
  3. The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have
  4. The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise
  5. The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing
  6. The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves
  7. The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding
  8. The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through
  9. The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road
  10. The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that
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Lesser-known steps of the writing process:

  • Finding all the paragraphs where you used some hyper-specific word more than once
  • Rearranging paragraphs that you swear you wrote in the right order but turned out to be totally backwards
  • Going for a walk, coming up with the perfect line, and forgetting it as soon as you get home and open your laptop
  • Creating a separate document where you can dump all of those nice sentences that no longer fit in anywhere
  • Waking up in a cold sweat because so-and-so was supposed to be barefoot but never actually took his shoes off
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enteetea

Name a better feeling than getting the first comment on a fic you were uncertain about and knowing that at least one person liked the tiny piece of your brain that you put on the internet

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writers when they’re proofreading their works for the 34th time *find zero mistakes, there’s no typo, no grammatical error. everything looks good. hit the post button*

writers when they’re reading said works after they’ve been published like proud parents *find 52 mistakes at first glance, 38 typos and 14 grammatical errors with a bunch of inconsistencies and plot holes*

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