i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

oh to be a guard dog given a chain of sausages by a burglar in exchange for my silence

hmmm

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

“money cant buy happiness” i think you’re using money wrong

My "stay in bed all day" game too strong

so lemme get this straight.

ungh… urgh. fuck

there

The bit on the end is stil a little bent.

oh you’re boutta be bent a lil bit at the end

y’all on uquiz be like “pick from these ten paragraph sized quotes” like i’m not jared 19

wish you were here for real tho

i’ve literally never been horny in my entire life until the coronavirus said i couldnt fuck