i appoint myself so cool & clever

Remember how we used to call saul

you used to saul me on my call phone

my use case also

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

meow

CAT LOCATED

LASER DEATH BEAM THAT SENDS YOU TO THE COAL MINES GO

If your parents didn’t have children, there’s a 100% chance that you won’t either

stone cold do not remember this post. what was i cooking in 2010. also jesus fucking christ FOURTEEN YEARS I’VE BEEN HERE???

so hard to explain your personal inside jokes but. okay so every time i roll a joint i’m like hmm how much is left in the tray.. about a joints worth..

and then i get caught up thinking about a weed butler named jointsworth

thank you jointsworth

your sativa, sir

"Alphabet mafia" was funny (courtesy of @birthclod) so here are my alphabet mafia + nationality headcanons for Town of Salem's best faction (sorry to the roles without skins </3)

nighttime is going to be fucked up under the trump administration, as he plans to get rid of the weird bug appointed by joe biden to be in charge of it. "the bug is too weird it freaks me out yucky", said the president-elect when asked about the nighttime department. insider sources say he plans to appoint an obscure youtuber known only as "gamer rickey" to the position.

out of all the horror movies i’ve seen, horror games i’ve played the scariest thing i’ve ever experienced is actually driving. driving a car

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to creep people out

"syntax error: unclosed if at line 56": perfect error message, tells me exactly what I need to fix and exactly where to look for it.

"memory write failure at address 0xeb008a": good error message. describes the problem well enough to enable troubleshooting by an experienced user.

"something went wrong, please try again": bad error message. does not tell me anything useful.

"oops! something blooped! 🙁": I will kill you with my bare teeth

Holy fucking shit of all the possibilities I did not see that one coming.

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bring out the rotating tiger