the 3 bosses u fight before being able to enter the shaving cream aisle

final boss

FIGHT

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

This was undoubtedly the best one.

this shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard but I almost cried

thor

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WHAT.

ah yes, the four hogwarts houses - punch, lie, hug, and think

remember 2012 when the first avengers came out and we all thought they were gonna live in avengers tower together and be a big happy family and clint existed and thor was obsessed with poptarts for some reason,

supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit

When one seems completely non-mutated and they’re like

@melazertyiop

And no matter which team it is, Wolverine is there. Is it the future? Wolverine is there. Is it an alternate reality? Wolverine is there. Is Wolverine dead? Wolverine is there.

im shaking what does this mean

me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends

me, after indulging in aforementioned content:

I FOUND ONE OF MY OLD DIARIES FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL AND IT STARTS OUT “DEAR JOURNAL-CHAN”

alright gang lets split up daphne velma and i will look for old man jenkins while scooby and shaggy look for the flayed corpse of god