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Witcher sideblog | secretly soft dumbass joths really do it for me  | I follow/like as brotherhoodoftheslice Frequently NSFW!
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~There is a shrine in every witcher keep, though it honors no god.~

From @inexplicifics 'The Only God Of Witchers' (the amazing fic that inspired these illustrations)

I originally set out to GIF these four here but I also wanted to post all four full-resolution seasons since I think they lost quite a bit of detail in the process of animated-looping. I really enjoyed creating this study! It's an expression of my love for Inex's body of Witcher 'verse fics, which have brought me many, many feels!

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Me and a pal bullshitting about posts Tired Dad Vesemir makes on ye olde single parenting forums:

"My huge rowdy sons drank too many potions and I can't calm them down or stop them from hollering about werewolves"
"All wound up from Black Blood and won't pick up their extremely sharp swords? Brewing specific sword oils to inflict more damage on dad's couch >:("
"How to keep my large pointy boys outside until the plastic covers are on"
"Fatally toxic Tostinos left all over the ancient texts"
"New beefy boy son came over for MarioKart + sleepover party and lives here now (his house burned down)"
"Lights out was 3 hours ago but all my unnatural boys have darkvision and won't stop reading Zoobooks"
"My numerous powerful sons survived access to forbidden magics and can now set fires with spells, wreaking havoc in our crumbling fortress home-- please advise?"
Book link: Chicken Soup for the Parent of Muscular Boys Constantly Engaged in Supernatural Trouble
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girl help I'm two episodes into season 3 and I'm living loving laughing???

I have SO many thoughts to articulate later.

Friends from the Nasty Discord, I'm so sorry I haven't been around but I NEED to know the reactions to that Philippa and Dijkstra scene

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Absolutely going off my shit thinking about Witchers as biological extremists.

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