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hey man. wow.

@jeremiahthefroge

jeremiah of academia🌌 He/Him 🌌 somehow a lesbian still. not sure how that happened.
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obligatory pinned post

if i think you’re a fucking weirdo you get blocked, but I'm sort of a "who gives a shit" type of guy so you're probably fine. I'm a yapper, I will prattle on, I will post like 1 million posts in a row.

interests:

-pyschonauts

-gentleman bastards

-metaled music

-rtvs stream content

-cool art

-undertale. please don’t eat me

-star trek

-legend of zelda

-aphmau's minecraft diaries series (2015) as an object of academic study and a target of a novelization project I might do to stretch my wings as a novelist

I think a short phrase to describe me is "autistic stoner in his 20s going for an English degree who really likes his girlfriend and themes in literature applied to video games, music, and YouTube series"

i don’t tag things but i usually don’t reblog anything flashing, jumpscare-y, or gore-y. if i do i’ll probably tag it? if you're wicked sensitive to certain topics like that, take care of yourself, my blog might not be the best spot for you and that's ok.

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sabertoothwalrus
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bixels

Watched Ernst Lubistch's I Don't Want to Be a Man yesterday for a class. 1910s transmasc yaoi goes fucking crazy.

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bixels

Tomboyish girl hates acting feminine and family brings in a male doctor to "break her down" and teach her manners. Out of spite, she buys a suit and crossdresses as a dapper boy to sneak into a party. Immediately gets flirted with and chased by a literal crowd of girls. Runs into the doctor and decides to try and seduce his girlfriend for revenge. While she and the doctor are fighting (doctor thinks she's a boy), they realize his girlfriend's already gone and they get drunk. They start kissing and making out and fall in love (doctor still thinks she's a boy). They accidentally run into each other the morning after and flirtatiously promise not to talk about yesterday's "adventure." Later, the girl reveals she was the boy and teasingly tells the doctor that she'll "break him down." Instead of getting angry, the doctor smiles, knowing he got his ass handed to him, and they kiss again.

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bixels

Do you guys think anyone fujoshi'd out in 1918.

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muffinlance
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homunculus-argument

Things cats were right about all along:

  1. Fuck staying hydrated by drinking enough water - eat! more! wet! food! (watermelon, cucumbers, SOUP!)
  2. Feels great to be really high up in your house where you can see the whole place (loft bed loft bed loft bed loft bed!)
  3. Express yourself as clearly as possible when people are touching you and you don't want them to.
  4. Optional, but you can also express yourself clearly when your people are not touching you and you want them to.
  5. Sometimes it's important to just go "hmm. actually, I don't care" and wander off.
  6. You don't have to be the strongest or toughest to defend yourself, it's enough to just be difficult enough to not be worth the trouble.
  7. Ghosts will eventually leave if you stare at them for long enough.
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emtropi
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spockderangementsyndrome

I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

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tofupixel

had a shower to relax and just argued with myself in my head the whole time 😊💕

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