Throckmorton

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

you skate AND you die

My cousin Throckmorton the skateboarder could shred that

Things i did today: spent literally an hour making separate carpets for each of my dogs after hollowing out a room jus for them 

and yea that’s a new dog in the light blue, his name is gale and he’s nautilus’ bro

OMG ARTYY

yes yes yes yes we should play minecraft sometime

I go to take Mac (Asian water monitor) out for a tour and since he’s sopping wet I want to towel him off. My boss gave me a towel with the Minions on it for this task.

So when I’m first taking him out he freezes. I’m thinking, “okay, is he stuck?” and help him down. Then I see he’s clamped onto the towel.

Eh??? Did someone wipe up rat juice with that towel? I thought it was clean. He won’t let go. I holler for my boss. “Oh sorry I forgot.” Forgot what?

“He hates the Minions. He always does that to this towel.”

So I’m explaining to the tour trying not to keel over laughing the reason we can’t take Mac out is because of his hatred for the Minions.

He eventually let go for a cockroach but that was a good 10 minutes of latching and whipping the towel. I feel you, man. I hate them too.

Okay so when you said “Mac” I thought you meant like a fancy doggo or something

BUT THAT

THATS A WHOLE-ASS TINY ALLIGATOR

Welcome to my long-awaited victory.

Wow somehow all of those girls look like the weasleys..

Vera’s horrific transformation in SUPERMAN III (1983), storyboarded by Mike Ploog (except perhaps the first image). And a page from the comic adaptation.

This gave me nightmares for a solid 6 months when I watched it at 10 yrs old

okay can someone tell me how a waterpark goes on tour????? Like do they just pick it up and move?  ?????

humans not hibernating is a major flaw as a species

wtf y’all call summer then?

You kinda remind me of Cisco from The Flash tv show..... love it 10/10 would look at this face again & hang it on my wall!

Blood is thicker than water. Syrup is thicker than blood, therefore waffles are more important than family.

Yea but what if I want to poor WATER on my wafflefles?

Eh? What about bLOOD?

OMG I wanna play minecraft again suddenly who wants to go play on mineplex with me lets gooo

This is delightful and exactly fish-like

I found more

“Dragon” doesn’t rhyme with “Printer”... pfff can’t fool me...

Sir EdgeGod’s edge is beyond human comprehension.

He!! Never!!! Returned the Tupperware!!!!??!!

I love making games but I hate majoring in game design

Slight rant here.

I fucking hate Unity.

My programming class that I took a year and a half ago went lightning fast to a point where I was so hopelessly behind in Unity that I couldn’t catch up to my class, who all seemed to just get it. So even though I was sitting there for hours listening to all the video tutorials and still messing things up, they were making awesome levels and finishing their projects with no real issues.

But Unity is one of those engines that you have to be a control freak to like because you have to program in every single thing in your game to a point where absolutely nothing is pre-set.

I just don’t care nearly enough to go in and set up every single tiny aspect of my game. I want stuff set up for me so I can go in and change things, set things up, test it out, all that jazz. I hate coding in every single thing and try as I may, I just don’t get C#.

I’m a college sophomore and I’m getting kinda close to finishing my associate’s degree but without fail, I’ve hated every single major-specific class I had to take, from programming to animation to even board game design. I couldn’t stand any of them. Animation was tedious, I’ve always hated board games, and programming is a huge chore because I can’t naturally think that way and a lot of the reason I passed any of those courses was pure luck and finding someone who knew programming who was willing to just do it for me when I inevitably messed it up after being told exactly what to do multiple times.

I’m at a loss here because I loved making The BOSS and Glitch but I loathe everything about every class I’ve taken.

So I guess it’s early enough to switch majors, the problem is that 1) I do want to go into QA for video games because I’m a good writer and speaker and I do love to play games and don’t mind finding bugs and 2) I thought I really loved making games and I’m thinking maybe I’ve fallen so far behind that I need remedial classes to try and catch up.

But the biggest problem is this is the best I’ve done in college because I’ve actually stuck with it and I’m terrified my bachelor’s degree will turn into me wanting to scream and throw my computer against the wall because I don’t understand anything and all the work is tedious. I thought college was supposed to be about doing what you’re passionate about but I’m not passionate about anything and I think that’s the problem.

I like doing what I like doing but I don’t want to do anything as an actual career.

I like writing but the idea of actually doing it professionally sounds nightmarish. I don’t want to have to jump through all the hoops to publish something. I just want to write and share it. I don’t want to be a professional game designer, I just want to make video games that people like. I’m all about getting my voice out there and getting feedback, but I don’t like any career’s structure or having to do the same thing every single day. In short, I’m not passionate about anything enough to want to put in the amount of effort college requires, and I hate college’s structure so much that the only way I’m ever going to survive is putting myself through an amount of emotional strain akin to abject torture.

In essence, I really don’t belong in college and I really don’t want to make games or do any writing in a professional setting. I’m happiest when I have complete freedom in my own timeline and at my own pace. That’s it. I hate being subjected to someone else’s expectations and I can’t do it well enough ever to be promoted to a position where I am the one calling the shots.

So what do I even do other than just give up on trying to better myself? What if there is no bettering myself? What if this is all there is?

I just want it to stop.

Have you ever thought about starting up your own game-making business? If you hate working for someone else, why do it? That’s not what makes you happy. Like sure, it might not seem that achievable, but get some of your classmates/buddies who helped you make the games you had so much fun on, and start taking on projects. You never know where it could go.

HEY GUYS i’m doing a survey for my linguistics assignment, could you please reply/reblog and tag where you’re from/where you grew up and what you call these?

broke cartoon character: *has 1 gray coin and 2 brown coins in their pocket*