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Wolfstar prompt: Text fic, Sirius texts a wrong number with a selfie asking (who he thinks is James) what he thinks of his new haircut and Remus answers being sarcastic and doesn't believe he's really the guy in the picture because he's just too good-looking.

Unknown (13:21): You sick sadistic son of a bitch. You won the bet, so I fucking did it.

Unknown (13:21): Here I am!

Unknown (13:22):

Unknown (13:22): I hope you’re fucking happy Prongs.

Unknown (13:23): Look at how ugly I am now!

Unknown (13:23):

Unknown (13:24): I can’t even go out in public anymore! I can’t risk it.

Remus (13:25): Wrong number.

Remus (13:26): But if you’re going to try and catfish, use a pic of someone not famous.

Unknown (13:27): Sorry mate.

Unknown (13:27): Catfish? This is me!

Remus (13:28): No, this is Sirius Black.

Remus (13:38): And if this is you trying to prank me Peter, I’ll kick your arse.

Unknown (13:39): But….I am Sirius!

Remus (13:40): So my celebrity crush just happens to accidently text me? Please.

Remus (13:40): Honestly, I’m not this stupid.

Unknown (13:41):

Unknown (13:41): Literally just took this.

Remus (13:42) You know I can easily just Google image these?

Unknown (13:43): I’m going to face time you.

Remus (13:44): No way. You could be a serial killer on top of a catfish.

Unknown (13:45): Don’t be a bitch.

Remus nearly dropped his phone when he answered. The sarcastic comment which had been on his tongue fizzled away.

Sirius Black, famous rock star, grinned at him from the other side of the screen, “Oh hey. You’re really cute.”

It was too much.

Remus ended the call with a flushed face and a racing heart.

Sirius (13:48): wtf? Why’d you hang up?

Remus (13:48): So I was wrong.

Sirius (13:49): Mate, you’re fit. Did your phone drop service or something?

Remus (13:50): No.

Sirius (13:51): Awww, I made you nervous?

Remus (13:51): A little.

Sirius (13:52): Are you a fan of mine?

Remus (13:53): No.

His phone began to buzz. Although thankfully it wasn’t a face time call.

“Hello?” Remus answered cautiously.

The husky chuckle that met his ears made him shiver. “What’s your name?”

“Remus.”

“It’s a pleasure. I’m Sirius.”