JenCala

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Caradoc Dearborn/Benjy Fenwick Characters: Benjy Fenwick, Caradoc Dearborn Additional Tags: Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Birthday Fluff, Caradoc’s Birthday Summary:

Caradoc wakes on his fortieth birthday feeling old. Luckily, Benjy makes him feel like a teenager again.

This is a gift for @jencala, who recently enough (yes I’m late, shhhh) had a birthday! Hope you like the fic!

Coop!!!  I love this so much!  I love you so much!  Thank you, my wonderful friend, this is the best fluff and my Canjy babies... ahhhh I love it!!

Y’all go read this beautiful fluffy fic, it’s adorable!  Made up bonus points for whoever gets the “tattooed twat and my favorite ex” reference!  ;-)

Thank you so much, Coop!!  @nagemeikenu​

fellas is it gay to stare at an escaped convict for fifteen minutes straight during an order meeting

Come to the gay side. We have orgasms

goth wizards send their mail with ravens

sirius canonically sent his mail via brightly coloured exotic parrots, what does that tell us about him?

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

So @irishwolf-and-slytherinstar  and I are sitting in RP chat while she watches Magic Mike and it’s just us bullshitting in there until @wolfstargarden comes in.  

Yeah, out of context that looks a bit off.  

Moonbeam, I promise I’m not cheating on you with Lily! 

Reg is so going to kick my arse.

@starstruck4moony @llaeyro

@jencala @starstruck4moony @irishwolf-and-slytherinstar @llaeyro

Eh, Pads … you’re so damn gay that we’re none of us really worried about leaving you and Lily alone.

Besides, I’ve seen you naked enough times over the years to know that your cock is nothing to drool over.

What Jamie said. The gay bit, not the… *shudder*

and Siri, finding it weird that you give my girlfriend belly rubs doesn’t mean I’m worried. It’s just weird.

Oi!  First of all, my cock is the most impressive specimen of manhood to ever exist!  My Moonshine has zero complaints, thank you very much.

I should find some offense to neither of you being worried about me around Lilypads because I am a beautiful specimen of manhood, but let’s be real.  

Lilypads is perfectly safe from the allure of my many fine attributes ;-)

@wolfstargarden @llaeyro @starstruck4moony @irishwolf-and-slytherinstar

when I publish my novel I want you all to swear to me that you’re going to write uncomfortably erotic fic about characters I didn’t intend to have sexual tension 

swear it

swear to me

#if you fuckers don’t produce at least one high school au i will disown you