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JenCala

@jencala / jencala.tumblr.com

📌 Writer. Dreamer. Latina. Florida girl. Pure Slytherin. Absolute Wolfstar trash.  Fandom Mom, or so they tell me.📌 My AO3
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Anonymous asked:

You are to into the smut you need to take a step back. Forget about writing for a while and go watch some jake bass, I'm sure something will come to mind 😏

OMG I’m dead… LOL  I do love Jake Bass…

Nonny, I love you.  

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I kept looking at the name and the gif and thinking where have I seen this guy before and thought maybe some movie or show and then I looked him up and realized…Gay Porn.  

Not a big deal really except I mentioned it to my friend who was there while I looked up who he was.  I think I outed myself accidentally. She just could not stop laughing.  @jencala

OMG I’m dying here!  LMAO  Oh you poor thing @wolfstarlover17 !

Listen, Jake Bass is a gift to all and watching gay porn is just fun.  Don’t be ashamed.  It’s entertainment.  Yup, that’s what I’m calling it.  

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Anonymous asked:

heeeyyy are you working on some ff right now?

At this very second? No.  But I am working on several fics I hope to have posted soon.  Here’s a preview of what I’m working on:

Wolfstar Wedding fic: exactly what it says, everyone lives AU where our boys get married and it’s a total fluff fest that ends with some smut and cock worship as all good fics do.  ;-)  lol

Birthday fic for @irishwolf-and-slytherinstar​:  Drarry/Wolfstar post-war smut and fluff.

Birthday fic for @mymischiefisnevermanaged​: Raising Harry AU

Of Masters and Slaves:  next chapter is coming soon guys, I’m trying, I promise!

Webcam Remus fic which is a very belated birthday gift for @thediariesofastoriagreengrass: I have to admit this is the one I’m most excited about.  I’ve been wanting to write this for a frakkin’ year since I was working on Wolfstar Big Bang and finally can.  Remus is a sex cam worker putting himself through Uni and Sirius is a loyal subscriber.  Remus auctions off the remote control to a sex toy and Sirius wins of course.  Chaos and smut ensues.  ;-)

Birthday fic for @grim-you-fuck: Smutty Wolfstar.  Like sooooo smutty. One of the raunchiest things I’ve ever written.

Birthday fic for @siriussly-seriousDaddy!Kink Wolfstar smut.  So damn raunchy it might take the crown of my smuttiest fic.  lol

So yes, I have lots of projects I hope to have up sometime soon.  I’m writing when I can, I promise.  ;-)

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Sirius and James, being the over-excited prats they are, and absolutely fascinated with all things Muggle, decide to build Harry’s crib from scratch. Now, imagine them with Muggle tools and then imagine Lily and Remus, standing on the side with hot tea mugs in their hands, absolutely floored laughing at them trying to figure out the instructions and what does what. Better yet, imagine Sirius and James with Ikea furniture. 😂

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OMG I love this so much!  I can totally see this.

I also wrote something a bit similar to this with Remus and Sirius trying to put together Ikea furniture right here.  lol

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A fic about IKEA furniture.

Mentions cock about 100 times more than IKEA or furniture.

This. Is. @jencala !

OMG @rosielupin  I just laughed so hard at this!  It’s accurate as fuck though and I am so proud of my brand.  lol

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me: i love slow burns

also me: 

Me reading Drawn Together

*cough @jencala cough*

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It’s definitely a slow burn, but you’re also reading it soooo slowly.  

ok that is very true but I’m still at the part where it’s happy and there’s no angst and I’m completely oblivious of the inevitable sadness I have to get through to get to the sexy sexy parts! Why must they have to talk about their issues (fucking subscriptions even) and then fuck???

I told you it’s a happy ending, damn it, but you have to get to some of the angst for the good part.  And actually they fuck before the heavy angst.  Well they fuck afterwards too.  What can I say? I like to write the smut.  

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I’m a little shocked and incredibly honored that one of my fics Against the Stacks was nominated as ‘Favorite One-Shot’ in the  Beyond the Book Fanfiction Nook Summer Awards 2018!

Thank you so much to those that nominated me. I am just so thankful you enjoy my writing and this means so much to me! 

Of course, because I have no shame,here’s the link where you can vote for me in these awards.  ;-)   Link to vote 

Read all of the nominated fics here!  

Again, thank you so much to anyone who nominated me!  Here’s the info on my nominated fic:

Rating: Explicit

Pairing:  Wolfstar (Sirius/Remus)

Summary: "Do you like this?" Remus breathed against the porcelain skin. "Being fucked in the library, where anyone can catch us?"

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I’m not certain what constitutes a ‘good’ story but I’m 100% sure there is no moral imperative to write one.

Which is to say write the soulmate werewolf smut fic of your heart and screw the critics.

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jencala

@colubrina  Have you been reading my fics again? ;-)

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Do you have any smutty recommendations? I have read your bookmarks.

i am not a smut-fic expert, but my friend @jencala may be. failing that @wolfstarwarehouse is always a good shout or @nachodiablo

apologies i am zero help. love jo [x]

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Nonny, are you looking for Wolfstar smut or a different pairing? I always assume Wolfstar, but don’t want to assume.   I can help with Wolfstar and Drarry. ;-)

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This is a birthday gift for the fabulous @captofthesswolfstar.  I hope you like some pining and smut for your birthday, love! 

Rating: Explicit

Summary: Sirius humphed but leaned over the cauldron and inhaled, the scents overpowering his senses and his eyes closing. A dopey smile spread across his face. “I smell parchment...the deep woods at night...and chocolate.”

He leaned back, opening his eyes, his head still clouded with the wondrous scent and blinked when he saw Marlene, Peter, and James all grinning at him knowingly.

Sirius frowned, slow to catch on, and then his eyes widened, realizing why the scent was so familiar and wonderful. “Oh fuck...Moony!”

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Anonymous asked:

Your writing is amazing and the smutty scenes you paint with words are so detailed, so I have to ask. What/when was the best sex you have had? Can you paint us a picture “based on a true story”?

Hmmm... Well there was this one time Lily got fed up with my shit and we were playing truth or dare in the dorm and she dared me to put a vibrating plug in my arse and give Remus the remote.  Sadistic bastard kept me on edge for the rest of the night in front of Prongs and even Reg, but when we were finally alone.... WELL....

Ok Siriusly, this one’s a bit too personal and though I’m pretty much an open book, I’m not going to describe any of my own personal sexual experiences on Tumblr.  Suffice it to say I’ve been sexually active for many years and have a plethora of varied experiences. ;-)

By the way, the scenario I described above is an actual scenario from a RP group I’m in where I play as Sirius with a lovely group of friends. It’s a bit like live action fic writing and we have a ton of fun with it.  

Thank you so much for your lovely comments about my writing.  It means a lot to me that you enjoy my smutty nonsense.  💚

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Anonymous asked:

You’re such a great writer, mmmmm smut! How do you get it oh so steamy? You must have the best sex life.

Oh wow, thank you so much!  I’m so glad you like my smutty nonsense because I really enjoy writing it.  

I actually did a post a while back on how I write my smut and you can find it here.   

As for the “best sex life” I can definitely say once upon a not too far away time it was pretty damn good, but you know that old saying: Those who can do, those who can’t teach? Well those who can’t, write as well. ;-)

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