Bury me first, I'll be your Grimm

this is a message to every cat girl on this site

pspspsps

remembering every booster of the harris campaign talking about how stupid and boorish trump was for his stunt at mcdonalds while privately she wanted them to publically and ceremonially award her a special burger diploma

incredible stuff

In the United States candidates seek the blessing of a deity called Burger as proof of their mandate to rule the land

That’s not how slurs work but not like genocide supporters give a shit.

mind you this decision comes 2 days after a prominent Iranian gaming streamer found out he was demonetized for using the "Iran" tag and lost all his revenue for the past month. people are reporting that the Venezuela and Ecuador tags have also resulted in withheld ad revenue. and make no mistake, this is entirely thanks to racist freaks like destiny and h3h3 making a hijabi woman the poster child for their hate campaign.

"And you, SUH! Are you waiting to receive my LIMP PENIS!?"

for those who don't know, he was completely innocent. they misidentified him as someone else they were looking for.

so all of this wasn't him trying to look innocent. this was him actually being innocent.

He was literally just having a succulent Chinese meal.

"tata, and farewell"

I genuinely wasn't expecting the intonations this guy uses. It's like he's on stage pretending to be english, while also fighting with police

Kamala: Joe Biden, my kitten, we have been defeated. swallow this pill with Mommy. it will all be over soon....

"But how can you justify a player character with a (non-disinherited) noble background in a dungeon-crawling fantasy game" well, the most obvious approach is a fantasy setting whose nobility practices cognatic primogeniture where, instead of "first son inherits, second son goes into the military, third son becomes a priest", it's "first son inherits, second son goes into the military, third son becomes an adventurer". From the player's perspective, it handily explains why the title comes with little material support from the family; from the family's perspective, there's an unspoken understanding that most of the spare heirs will be eaten by a dragon (or whatever), thereby simplifying the inheritance situation, and the few survivors will become great assets.

(There is, of course, the possibility that a surviving third son, having grown powerful and understandably harbouring some slight resentment, may return, kill his elder brothers with dark magic, and take over the dynasty, but in practice this almost never happens.)

let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase 

I have nothing against Farcille, genuinely. But it’s been very interesting seeing that a fandom mostly defined by a femslash ship for once can get just as brainwormed about their OTP to the point of ultimately and fundamentally misunderstanding/mischaracterizing the entire thing as any other fandom dominated by mslash.

“everything in dunmeshi only happened because of marcille’s love for falin!!!!”

literally untrue. literally SO untrue in fact that you have completely misinterpreted this entire body of work, its themes, and its narratives. you in fact did that so badly you have invented an entirely different fucking piece of art.

“if marcille hadnt used the red dragon to resurrect marcille etc etc” is still even then patently untrue. the point is that laios would do anything for his sister with or without help. the point is that chilchuck would do anything for his friends despite how loudly he’d complain. the point is that izutsumi doesn’t need any of these freaks but she chooses to join them long after she realizes they can’t help her break her curse because she recognizes they need her. the point is that you can argue that SENSHI is the only reason that the entirety of dunmeshi happens because otherwise the group would be malnourished and fucked up and be no better, or even worse than, toshiro’s party.

the point is that complete strangers are drawn into resurrecting this one girl. kabru’s obsession with laios invites the canaries’ involvement. the captain of the canaries finding meaning in his relationship with kabru involves him. the empathy and kindness laios feels for the denizens of the golden kingdom has them get directly involved as well. the entire island, by the end of the manga, become directly a part of this quest to bring falin back to life, and it isnt just because marcille is in lesbians with her.

it’s because to exist, to live, is to connect and be connected to other people in an endless web of desire and need and want. to be a person means to be a person with other people, no matter how distant or detached you think you ever are. to be loved enough and known by a single person is to be loved and known by hundreds, thousands of people through the spiraling tangle of connections. the point was never and could never be “it’s because of marcille”. the point was always “it’s because everyone is in this together and the most profound connection everyone shares is the need to eat to live and live well.”

Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

cute puppy what breed is he

sideways

Being asked complex riddles

When I see a video of a cat minding its own business with nothing else going on I unmute immediately cause I know that mf is about to make a funny noise

pushed over by ghosts! sad

HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

Picturing two tiger plushies just kind of sitting there facing each other in Thunderdome

i am picturing it

Hobbes and Tigger would find some aspect of tigerhood to bond over, but Calvin would put Christopher Robin in the ground.

Eepy gang