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A flex only within an incredibly miniscule sliver on a venn diagram of people. I love my collection of ancient spirk books of dubious literary quality. I have yet to read killing time, but this book is in great condition. The phoenix books are like a cavity in book form, not good, not good for YOU, but highly condensed shlock that can be just as entertaining as a good book in its own right. The phoenix books are like reading a badly written fanfic you cannot put down because of how absurd it is /pos

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Every time I learn of yet another Star Trek novel with barely disguised gayness I sigh and open up eBay. There are two on their way to my house right now. The fact that you cannot know which one in particular I am talking about because there are multiple. You get it. Feel free to guess though

Whoever guessed price of the phoenix was correct. I also have a first edition of Killing Time in the mail

So, I've read it now.

This book feels like I need to stare off into space and smoke a cigarette after every page. The amount of outdated wolf terminology is staggering, Spock has been asked if hed like to kiss a naked Kirk, surrounded by flowers and incense, awake snow white style, Spock was commanded to check this nude Kirk up and down to see that he still had all his scars because Spock knows every detail of his skin, the line "i beg for spock" has fallen from Kirk. This book is insane, beyond human vocabulary, the plot is bizarre, near incomprehensible. I have had to take multiple breaks just to recover from some of these absolute bananas sentences.

10/10 absolute fevertrip. Whoever signed off on this going into print is a mad God, and I have never been more afraid. This book is a Cognitohazard. This is the wildest piece of star trek media I have ever laid my gaze upon.

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jelliedlimes

Every time I learn of yet another Star Trek novel with barely disguised gayness I sigh and open up eBay. There are two on their way to my house right now. The fact that you cannot know which one in particular I am talking about because there are multiple. You get it. Feel free to guess though

Whoever guessed price of the phoenix was correct. I also have a first edition of Killing Time in the mail

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I was trying to check the head canon of Kirk and Spock has a shared bathroom in between their rooms, so here's the part of the blueprint illustrated by Franz Joseph from 1973 Star Trek Blueprints

Unfortunately they do not share a bathroom... BUT!!!

I then found a redrew version of the blueprints by Jim Botaitis and:

Okay so now we have a private corridor for them to play chess!?!??

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jelliedlimes

Fanfiction authors, I demand you utilize their private chess room for its fullest "weirdly gay chess session" potential.

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Uni kicking back up so sadly wasn’t able to make anything elaborate today, but have a drunk lady Kirk doodledump with Spock making sure she doesn’t pass out on the floor. I’m a sucker for drunk confession stories with the “wait I said WHAT” moment the next morning, wanna clean these up once I have the time.

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