Jelazakazone's Squee Space

HEARTSTOPPER S2 | 03. PROMISE

Jesper: Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?

Wylan: Oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and father forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity. Jesper:

Jesper: I cant tell if you’re joking or not.

Imagine if Inej’s family is doing a show and they need one more act. So everyone looks at kaz and says he should do a magic act. He would be like no but you inej would be like please so he would do it. So now imagine kaz and a sparkly outfit doing magic for a crowd

Jesper: thanks Saints, Nina, you are free, can you watch my presentation “Why Wylan should marry me”?

Nina being actually busy: I am not fr….

Jesper: It is only few slides long!

*125 slides later*

Jesper: … and this is why Wylan should marry me, thank you for your attention and thanks in advance for your questions.

Nina: ok, I have questions. Why this presentation even exists? And do you even notice that Wylan was here all this time? If it is your idea of how to propose, we need to have a serious conversation, Jesper Llewellyn.

Wylan who was watching this presentation with a bunch of snacks: oh, no, I am already saw this presentation 10 times, and I already made us an appointment at the Church of Barter. Actually, I proposed. But he isn’t trying to convince me, he made this to convince Kaz to give us a blessing.

Nina: And…

Wylan: Don’t ask me why he thinks that we need blessing of Kaz Brekker, I don’t know. We already wrote a letter to my father in Hellgate and he sent us back 15 pages of curses, I think this is better than any blessing.

Jesper: I tried to talk with Kaz about it and said that I know that Wylan is too good for me, and he said “oh, perfect, I don’t need to talk with you” and closed a door in my face!

Nina: It is really explaining why so much slides are about investments and that slide with photo of Inej in the costume of Wylan’s attendant.

Jesper: And this remind me of my second presentation “Why Kaz Brekker should be my best man”. *turning on second presentation* First reason: Inej….

BONUS:

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#shadow and bone: the missing script edition (2/?)

Jesper: you need to be more assertive, there is no such thing as too much confidence, you gotta stand up to the world and yell “I am Wylan Van Eck” Nono, more , say “I AM FUCKING WYLAN VAN ECK”

Wylan: isn’t that your job?

Jesper:

Jesper: maybe there is such a thing as too much confidence

He’s a ten, but he makes you try out rugby until you are lying half-dead in front of him.

my favourite platonic bffs <3 /s

Never heard of her

Exec. Producer Pat Walter's is living for the gogglebox typo.

Reminder that we’re also getting THIS on Friday.

he looks so mad i think only joe can elicit this emotion from him

1. Wow again

2. I think the journalist might be a little bit in love with Kit, or is trying to write a fanfic about him "chesnut curtains" and "manhood is impending". Please!

3. Kit actually fought back for once! Joe won't know what hit him!