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This is my all time fav movie gag.
@jerusalemsunrise Idk what this is even from, but I felt you might enjoy it :)
But then they broke the chalice from the palace, so the pellet with the poison was in the flagon with the dragon and the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
incorrect star wars quotes - han and leia, pt. xii
Chelsea Peretti: One Of The Greats
that was not where I was expecting it to go AND I LOVED IT
😂😂😂😂
OMG I’m SCREEEAMING!!!!
#outlander
on ur period like
Don’t ovary-react
get off my text post
oh bloody hell
guys stop. PMS jokes aren’t funny… Period.
those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent
lesbionage
bi spy
it’s an ace case
Secret gaygent.
thorin that’s rude (x)
Pepper and friends explore where no chickens have gone before as far as she knows in her nugget box space ship. Tiny pretend space explorers!
these chicken nuggets are fucking raw get me the manager
"Help, I can’t find my own backside"
"average servant makes 3 jokes about brass a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average servant makes 0 brass jokes per year. Manservant Georg, who lives in cave & makes over 10,000 brass jokes each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
I HAVE OFFICIALLY GONE MAD
OH MY GOD
THIS IS ALL I ASK FOR. YOU DONT HAVE TO GIVE THE LADIES MORE ARMOR IF YOU DONT WANT TO BUT THIS IS WHAT I ASK FOR IN RETURN.
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
YES
Finally
I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??
