“what’s posted on the internet stays there forever” is true for everything except that one piece of fanart you saw when you were 10 that changed the trajectory of your life forever. you will never find that again it is gone forever

the fun thing about shipping the holy trinity (jegulus, wolfstar, and drarry) is that you’re better than other people

never noticed before that in grimmauld place, sirius’ sign on his bedroom door just says “sirius” but regulus has his full ass government name on his. dramatic king.

baby marauders for the soul <3

im bad at making time management decisions so help a bitch out pls

i did both💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

Regulus is 100% one of those people who freaks the fuck out whenever he realises he has a crush like this man full-on goes into hibernation and will not speak to them for days. he also has about 19 meltdowns a week and refuses to do so much as breathe in their general direction

when he realizes he’s in love with James fucking Potter, of all people all hell breaks loose

"I don't know what to do next."

"Welcome to adulthood, sis."

ending every fully botched sentence with "thats my sentence i hope u liked it"

remus: am i weird?

james: yeah but so what, everybody's weird

peter: do you think i'm weird?

sirius: oh yeah, you're fucking weird

James, playing a muggle video game with Lily: How do I play?

*James has drawn first blood!*

*James is on a killing spree!*

*James is on a rampage!*

*James is unstoppable!*

*James is dominating!*

*James is godlike!*

James: Don’t worry guys, I figured it out.

whimsigoth lily and her himbo old money husband james 🌚💗

*Regulus to James at literally any point*

Regulus: *slutty* Oh what could I ever do to repay you?

James: ... anything?

Regulus: *hand dragging down Jame's chest* Anything

James: Ok great! *pulls out list* I need you to drink some water, get some vitamin D, I think therapy would also be a good option for you, three meals a day would also be ideal, oh there's also...

Regulus: ...

Mostly a fit study but also a contribution to white streak!regulus because I’m obsessed

Regulus doesn’t have an owl, he has a crow that sits on his shoulder and glares at everyone

incidentally, the crow loves James

James: (for the 40th time that day)

James: WAIT, they don't love you like I love you, WAIT!!!!

Remus: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP