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EMMY FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION

the loumand argument in full

Does it ever drive you crazy…

…just how fast the night changes? 🥹

[i wonder if Buck misses baking with his Chris 🙂]

Chim’s like “Maddie my love, i know it’s not good for him but have you considered that if we let your brother spiral just a little longer we will get more loaf?” and he’s so real for that

all for the game but it's things me and my friends have said

neil: i need to possibly break down a door or start killing people with a stick i'll decide in approximately eighteen and a half seconds

kevin: whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthe *inhale* whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck

andrew: *smokes cigarette* this one can't be fixed but i could fuck him that might calm him down

nicky: NOBODY wants to drink excessively with me and wake up in a police station anymore. because of woke

dan: *after the car broke down* it's useless. we'll never get to sesame street now

aaron: if i tell you i'm going to kill you it's probably not serious. unless i feel like killing you that is

jean: been getting really into astrology lately. going to start blaming my psychological issues on jupiter. that bitch can handle some of them

jeremy: men love me because i am emotionally stunted just like their hero, michael myers

allison: i can't sleep. but just so you know i absolutely would've won the costume contest at the met gala

laila: the need to be a lesbian is rarely outweighed by the restrictions of the law

seth: all good things come from dubious sources :) mr computer virus has my best interests at heart

cat: well you know what they say. slut big or slut home

matt: they never should've let me drive. do you know you can just hit curbs now. you can drive on grass and it doesn't even put you back to the start of the race

wymack: dude don't you dare kill yourself or i'll kill you

#BOBBY NASH THIS WAS SO HOT OF YOU

one halloween aaron dresses as andrew- armbands, the goalie outfit, the racquet, and the stare are all down to a T- and at first no one gets it bc they’re thinking why is andrew just in his practice gear he’s ruining the funnn and halfway through the night the foxes are like ohhhhh

Behind every gay person is an even gayer, more evil person

do bartylus know they had invaded every single hook and cranny of my brain

UNCLE BUCK OMGGGGGGG AND HIS HAIR LOOKSS SO GOOD LETS ALL KILL OURSELVES

how the turntables....

I LOVE MY HAN FAMILY OMG SO CUTE 🥹🥹🥹

MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

some context 

1. my TA, Ralph, shot his girlfriend’s abusive ex in the foot

2. abusive ex was also a sex offender

3. he shot him when ex came buy to pick some stuff up from girlfriend and tried to take some of Ralph’s items as well

4. ex is stable and alive in a hospital

5. i didn’t do assignment 8 so i am very happy

some more Facts About Ralph

he is whiter then snow. this man is pure 100% american redneck in everything but the politics. this is intimidating if you dont know him because he owns like 3 different guns but also has animated discussions about “how his sister should be able to get married” when you bring up lgbt rights. his sister isnt even gay or trans or anything, he just thinks that LGBT rights also means that the lady should propose when she wants to. hes a little confused but he got the spirit. upon finding out that i am queer he said, word for word “THATS FUCKING RADICAL HOMIE” 

in the first week of school he snorted a line of pepper in the cafeteria and threw up.

the only other crime hes committed before was accidently dropping a weight from his balcony and cracking the sidewalk. which is technically destruction of public property but the judge basically laughed at him and have him 10 hours of community service

this man once walked me home when i stayed late at the lab and talked to me animatedly about breeding brine shrimp for different lab purposes. absolutely captivated by this discussion. i trust him with my life

oh mg god this post somehow got better

Ralph has achieved Peak Graduate Student

Uncle Buck and Jee 🥹❤️