man out of time

• Steve Rogers requests a Bar Mitsvah when he gets unfrozen, cause he missed his second one by sleeping through his 83rd year.
• Bucky Barnes was a member of the Bagel Bakers Local 338
• Sam Wilson sits Shiva for Riley
• Peggy Carter’s grave is filled so quickly by her friends and family that they don’t need gravediggers
• Tony Stark sometimes wonders if the Arc Reactor could be marketed to synagogues as a Ner Tamid
• Pepper Potts’ grandfather called her “Peppila”
• The first time Bruce Banner comes back from his transformation, he says the Shehecheyanu
• In Israel, people call Thor “Makebet” and he is known to get an inordinate number of Hanukkah party invites
• Natasha Romanoff can pull herself out of flashbacks by reciting the shema
• Clint Barton only goes to synagogue on Kol Nidre, and won’t let anyone go with him
• Nick Fury’s hebrew name is Niv Amichai, for his grandfather

• Maria Hill understands Ladino, but doesn’t speak it, cause her parents used it as a secret language at home
• Sharon Carter consulted with her Rabbi before deciding to get a tattoo to honor her Aunt Peggy
• Peter Parker has a lot of guilt about web-slinging on Shabbat, because is it technically work or not? Walking isn’t work, and we are commanded to always pursue justice…
• Wanda privately thinks of Vision as a golem.
• Rhodey was an active member of the MIT Hillel and used to try and drag Tony along to mixers and stuff
• Scott Lang takes Cassie to the river every Rosh Hashana to perform tashlikh
• Laura Barton makes the best kugel you’ve ever had, and she will gladly share the recipe with you, just have another few bites

• There is fierce disagreement over whether Stark Industries or Pym Technologies was the first to offer the high holy days as paid leave.
• As a kid, Sam Wilson had very strong feelings about the Noah’s Ark story with its dove and raven.
• Jane Foster spent the year after SHIELD fell crying over the fact that her research was stolen by Nazi scientists.
• Before going deep undercover with Hydra, Jasper Sitwell talked to one of the highest-ranking rabbis in SHIELD about how to maintain his identity despite everything. He recites the V’ahavta in his head every night so he never forgets who he is.
• Cooper Barton just started preparing for his Bar Mitzvah. Clint promised that if he does a good job, he can get a bow of his own.

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