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@jaxblade / jaxblade.tumblr.com

28 year old Z-warrior, Personal Trainer, Digimon Tamer, Spider-man, and just your friendly neighborhood fitness dude :D For Business Inquiries [email protected]
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Diggersby Tho...

Let me quote Sky Williams since Imma Genwhunner and he got me interested in this damn rabbit xD “First of all… This is a Rabbit. His ears are ARMS, nigga, his ears are ARMS. Do you understand that? This nigga will beat cho ass while folding his real arms and beat you with his ears. Kay? This nigga can smoke some weed and beat cho ass with EARS. Kay? Diggersby tho, nigga?” “Yo nigga, I’m so dirty. Let me open up yo little wash shit and get in there and start scrubbing my ears. Now alright, that’s fine, ears are harmless… and then the nigga gets close with the ears and the ears turn into hands and BEAT THE SHIT out of that Washing Machine. Have an Out of Order sign on that bitch, and call it a day. Diggersby tho?” “See, everybody in this damn chat is trading friend request and like, ‘I’VE GOT A 5IV’D HONEDGE READY FOR TRADE’ – nigga if it ain’t Diggersby, nobody gives a shit.” “IT’S NOT FAIR! IT SHOULD BE UBERS! Like, Blaziken was banned and I’m like, nigga, that Blaziken is a bird with fuckin’ feet, like why the hell, like, that’s not even, that’s not even threatening, nigga. If  see Blaziken, I'ma slap that nigga in the face, but DIGGERSBY THO? Diggersby tho?” “DIGGERSBY HAS EARS THAT ARE ARMS, NIGGA!”

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#idk why this popped into my head#xD
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monkeykingjin-blog asked:

If the Venom Symbiote were to come to you right now and try and make you it's host,would you accept it or try to get rid of it? (Also this is the tainted symbiote,The one that would always try and push you over the edge)

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jaxblade answered:

I’ve answered this several times before on here….

BUT YES

FUCKIN YESSSS 

I’ve told everyone several times If you give me Superpowers my CRAZY ASS will be an Anti-Hero Downright Anti-villain before the week is up.

I’d be a Lethal Protector but the thing is I wouldn’t try to pretend that what I’m doing is Good these days, I’ll gladly be GODZILLA! a MONSTER! and I’d Happily F*CK UP OTHER MONSTERS who actually hurt innocent people.

GIF by urbannoizeremixes

Its a shame too as a kid I always wanted to be a save the day superhero like the FUNIMATION SUPER HERO DUB GOKU (which wasnt true to his character)

But as an adult I’m more jaded and care less so I know I’d be more like the Punisher

GIF by pajamasecrets

Also when I was a kid-teen I always fantasized about having my own Symbiote, I DREW SO MANY DRAWINGS OF IT but my friends always gave me flack for the name I chose if I was anti-hero lol Some were for it and some were against it and it was fun to see them argue back n forth but the name I wouldve chose for my Symbiote self would be GENOCIDE since I’d only kill a certain type of person, EVIL SICK F*CK BASTARD CRIMINALS 

and the way I designed him back then, lowkey this is making me want to dig up all the old drawings I did of him. 

I gave him a Face and color that was reminiscent of Blight from Batman Beyond, but without the nose. 

But more symbiote based so imagine a green and black GLOWING version of Carnage

But on his chest was a symbol that looked like Spiderman 2099 just Green and BLack

I Think I made him Green and Black because Spawn was one of my favorite things growing up and he was also a Black Anti-hero I really Loved that cause growing up there werent that many BADASS Black Heroes. 

GIF by rewind01

But yeah Honestly I’d take it 

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I couldn’t help myself from sketching this out real quick. This is a pretty damn cool symbiote @jaxblade

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THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOPE!!!! 

THATS AN AWESOME GENOCIDE DESIGN!! xD

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Thanks to this image I had dream last night I was Genocide pulling a Punisher on criminals While Rip and Tear was playing xD haha 

I present to you GENOCIDE, better watch out cuz @jaxblade ain’t got no mercy

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  THATS SOOOO RAW DUUUUUDEE!!!!

My kid-teen self would be losing his shit extra right now xD

#Genocide#symbiote#fav#oc#badass#xD#fun#venom#fanart
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I know all the other boys are tough and smooth and I got the blues I wanna slow dance with you
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This song has me out in public like

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Do it at a Con when all your fangirls are trying to talk to ya bruh

GIF by tvsaiditnotme
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Lmfao you stupid bro xD

Nah for real do it lol

#funny#XD
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Anonymous asked:

What does your body look like right now with your injury and also when were you the most ripped?

jaxblade answered:

Current: This is what I currently look like right now cause I’ve still been doing cardio, working my Legs and Abs, and eating healthy

Leanest: And this is probably what I looked like at my Most Ripped Here

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Jordan O_O…..ohhhh my ffffuuuuu

#FUNNY#LOL#xD#too kind
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Dis boy just tried to question my friday the 13th horror knowledge.....

Gifset in question  http://jaxblade.tumblr.com/post/165270271303/in-jasons-head-i-made-it-clear-to-get-off-my

FALSE!!  @ellipticnightmare

GIF by tvfilmjunkie1984

The gifset in question was of Jeff and Sandra from Friday the 13th Part 2 having coitus when Jason comes into the room and impales them with the spear

You can tell by the clothing of the killer

You can also tell by typing in Friday the 13th 2 kills

You can also tell by the typing in Friday the 13th part 2 on tumblr and look at the gifs 

You can also tell by the horror geek who’s spent years marathoning these every friday the 13th for an unnatural obsession with a fictional misunderstood deformed mute man :P

Jax out 

GIF by leejkp-framd
#lol forreal tho#im not mad#this was just fun#for me to geek out#xD#jason voorhees
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Anonymous asked:

Why do you keep reblogging beautiful women on your blog? It makes a lot of folks feel self conscious so have some common courtesy please and thank you.

#Bruh#what#xD
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Anonymous asked:

Hi it’s me, your Abs. Are you ashamed of me Jax? You must be ashamed of me, why else would you hide me behind all this belly fat? That’s f*cked up bro. I have been there for you your whole life keeping your intestines from falling out and sh*t. You know who I am, I’m your six pack bro. I feel like you just hide me from everyone. All you have to do is get this belly fat off of so people can finally see me in all my glory.

I Honestly dont know who sent me this or if my Abs spontaneously messaged me from another account while I was napping but I’ll say I saw this 6 weeks ago and it motivated me Hardcore bahahahahhaha

So whoever sent this thanks for lookin out for me 

#Abs#funny#thank you mysterious stranger#xD#kind words
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Well you wanted fanart of you and Miia, so here you go. I am sorry that I put little effort into this, but I am busy trying to catch up on One Punch Man lol So I hope you enjoy this regardless. And yes, that is Juvia lurking and glaring at you two

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HAHAHAHA OMG I love it xD thanks so much and Juvia BAE! You’ll always be in my top 5 anime baes ;D haha

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#Fanart#Miia#Monster Musume#jaxblade#funny#xD#juvia#submission
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