JaxBlade's Fortress

Oh lol they just like to troll me cause when I first saw their transformation I was awestruck at first cause one of my male friends from the past transitioned into a female and I didn’t know when we met up again years later so I was acting all polite catching up talking with them asking their pronouns and they were like

“Hey Jordan would you mind picking this up for me” in their girly voice 

and I was like “yea sure” cause I was trying to be super polite and punctual and when I did it they said

“Jordan when I was a dude i used to lift just as much as you and you actually think I needed you to carry my stuff LOL”

and then I was all like “DUDE I was just trying to be polite why you trolling me”

and they kept doing it the WHOLE DAY

“Jordan can you open this door for me”

“Oh sure no problem”

“Aww Dude you don’t need to open my door I’m still pretty strong hehehe”

“DAMMIT STOP PLAYIN”

and they kept goofing on me all day and it was fun day and they let me ask all these questions that some might consider offensive but since we’ve been good friends for a long time they encouraged it but yea. Everytime I see so and so these days they like to mess with me xD 

I’m very flattered but I’m straight.

and I’d have to say No. because I’m Heterosexual

and I’m not trying to come off as “I’m Straight, so fuck no”

I’m good friends with tons of Gay, Bi, and Trans people and we’re cool and we get along great and I actually enjoy talking with em.

I just don’t swing that way. 

I love women and all of their female attributes

From the Long hair, to the Breasts, to the Booty and the Door of Mordor lol I love it all 

and I know I couldn’t be with someone who has the same parts as me down there cause its not what I’m into.

Now don’t get me wrong there are tons of Guys out there I will willingly say “That is one FINE lookin Dude” haha like Chris Hemsworth, Jared Leto, Chris Evans, and Brad Pitt haha

But getting with them intimately is no haha.

Though funny story I can tell you now since it happened to me in high school but I remember it vividly. One of my football teammates had just found out he was Bi and he told his GF and she broke up with him and so I was like trying to cheer him up in a Bro way and I guess he wanted to make a move cause He tried to smack lips with me and I instantly blocked him and cupped my mouth. He was a pretty good lookin dude, lots of girls liked him but I told him no, not interested and he understood and we were still boys and he got a new GF who I believe he ended up Marrying. But I just thought that was funny.

Also I have 2 gay friends right now who are trying their damnedest to make me experiment But I always just politely say

 “Sorry guys I’m not into men never will be, so lets go back to playin PS3″

.

Theres drama really????

Why? 

I honestly didnt think much of it when I saw it since Ive seen so many characters dressing as women for years now

So what was special about this one ??

did he do something like saying “dressing like this is for freaks” or what….thats the only reason I’d think there’d be drama 

otherwise Im confused

I’m gonna call my Trans Buddy Caryl and ask her thoughts on this

haha Don’t worry this isn’t personal at all haha as a matter of fact its happened to me quite a few times to be honest xD and I always say the same thing 

“I’m very flattered but I’m straight”

So I’d have to say No. because I’m Heterosexual

and I’m not trying to come off as “I’m Straight, so fuck no”

I’m good friends with tons of Gay, Bi, and Trans people and we’re cool and we get along great and I actually enjoy talking with em.

I just don’t swing that way. I love women and all of their female attributes and I know I couldn’t be with someone who has the same parts as me down there cause its not what I’m into.

Now don’t get me wrong there are tons of Guys out there I will willingly say “That is one FINE lookin Dude” haha like Chris Hemsworth, Jared Leto, Chris Evans, and Brad Pitt haha

But getting with them intimately is no haha. 

Though funny story I can tell you know since it happened to me in high school but I remember it vividly. One of my football teammates had just found out he was Bi and he told his GF and she broke up with him and so I was like trying to cheer him up in a Bro way and I guess he wanted to make a move cause He tried to smack lips with me and I instantly blocked him and cupped my mouth. He was a pretty good lookin dude, lots of girls liked him but I told him no, not interested and he understood and we were still boys and he got a new GF who I believe he ended up Marrying. But I just thought that was funny.

Also I have 2 gay friends right now who are trying their damnedest to make me experiment But I always just politely say “Sorry guys I’m not into men never will be, so lets go back to playin PS3″