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How Attainable are your Favorite Hero's MUSCLES? COMIC BOOK/ANIME MUSCLES are they worth it?

NEW VIDEO for those who happen to give a F*ck. Every single one of us has been inspired by a Fictional Character. 

Whether it be their Charisma, Personality or Never Give up Attitude but one thing a lot of folks look at is the Character's Physique. Their RIDICULOUSLY OVER JACKED MUSCLES!! 

Some of us look at and say thats too much, Others look in awe and DREAM to possess a Body that looks Crafted Out of Marble and we work on our Fitness Gainz daily to achieve something close. 

BUT would it really be worth it to attain your favorite character's body in Real life? 

Well today we take a look. 

 this video took days of editing and research to be honest so REBLOGS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED

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Anonymous asked:

Hey Jax since you're the expert on One Punch Man Does Saitama shave his Head? or keep it well Waxed? or is it strictly gone from Training?

Its strictly gone from the Training. All of it eventually just fell out. 

There was even a Chapter where Saitama beat up this Sea Weed Monster and Genos was wondering if he was eating it for hair

So Nope he’s just got a cue ball now

He went from this 

to this

Personally I think he looks Better without Hair cause he looks like a Generic Harem Anime protagonist with it

Bald Guys got a New Cosplay haha

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what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

One time, when I was living in Georgia, I was spending the night one of my friends house during the middle of this massive storm. Which might sound weird but it wasn’t too big a deal considering we lived right next to each other. Now this was like, a really bad storm. I’ve lived through both blizzards in New England and now the insane weather system that is the Chicago Suburbs, and I still consider this probably the worst storm I’ve been through. Countless people’s houses were destroyed by trees, you’d literally risk being blown away if you stepped outside, there was a lightning strike ranging from one every few minutes, to every few seconds. Now my friend’s parents were divorced, and my friend lived with his dad. His dad wasn’t the best of cooks, and we wanted food so my friend suggested “Let’s order pizza!” And we just stared at him like, are you insane? Who the hell would come in this kind of weather?? So eventually we’re like it’s worth a shot, so like 20 minutes later we see a car driving up, and this pizza guy stepping out being blasted by the onslaught of torrential rain, and we just feel so awful like how could we do this, and while he’s coming up the steps, the TORNADO SIREN STARTS. And then the guy comes up and we’re like “OH MY GOD WE’RE SO SORRY WE DIDN’T THINK YOU’D ACTUALLY COME.” And he was just like “Eh, there was no traffic so this was actually one of my easiest deliveries” And we were just Pizza delivery guy what shit have you witnessed.

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jaxblade

Not all heroes

wear Capes

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Hey Jax, I remember you saying a long time ago that there were 2 tropes you always see and it always takes you out of the story and pisses you off. Do you mind if I ask what were they?

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Oh yeah sure. The 2 tropes that always piss me off are 

1) The Villain’s motivation over the death of a crush 

and 

2) a Hero who absolutely no matter what will not kill and whines about it.

Those 2 tropes annoy to me no END Every. Single. TIME!

1) The Villain’s motivation over the death of a crush

This trope pisses me off cause its like. Really thats it. Im not talking about losing someone they love like Mr. Freeze who’s my fav batman villain.

who lost his wife and then when she finally came back to life, she moved on and had her own life leaving him behind. Mr freeze is in his right because the only reason he became the way he is was because he was trying to save her in the first place. 

Or if a Villain loses family, like a child or they’re whole family

they are in their right to me.

But if a villains motivation for becoming evil is because their crush who didnt reciprocate their feelings dies or they kill them. I’m just like “really bitch you couldnt get over that and you murdered how many innocent people cause of it” i find that so petty and pathetic and I can’t behind their goal whatsoever.

2) a Hero who absolutely no matter what will not kill and whines about it.

Batman, Spider-man, Aang, etc. I love you guys but COME THE FUCK ON!

Personally I just love Heroes who get the Job done. Honestly this is why I love Wonder Woman 

She’s a warrior. But my main thing is this, if there is someone who is a colossal threat and you leave them alive where they easily escape and murder people again It Bugs me. And honestly I am SO FUCKING TIRED of that BULLSHIT EXCUSE THAT I SEEM TO HEAR IN EVERY GODDAMN SHOW THESE DAYS

“Well If I kill them, then I am no better than them”

God Shut the F**K UP, Spider-man is my favorite hero and i love Batman but Carnage and Joker massacre women and children through the entire city gleefully. 

and one of things I ABSOLUTELY HATE, is when an alternate Universe version Kills that Bad guy, then become like an insane dictator.

In my opinion sometimes its wrong to kill somebody, but sometimes its necessary. Someone who refuses to kill another may appear to be morally righteous, but they’re really just selfish. They are unwilling to set aside their conscience, beliefs, and sense of self-righteousness to save innumerable people’s lives. Their own guilt and feelings are prioritized over others safety. So I believe that killing is wrong morally, but in reality, sometimes morals and guilt need to be set aside for the sake of others. Wolverine

 is the type of hero who will do it then be like “Yea okay slap me on the wrist….I’m not sorry though bub”. Ehh it was just something I was thinking since I just watched them. Anti-heroes For Life Lol

This is why I love this BADASS RIGHT HERE

Future Trunks: He is kind, polite, thoughtful and very humble. But if you are a threat to Humanity he is one of the most lethal killers you will ever face

He does not give a FUCK he will end you

And thats what I love Heroes who take action and finish the job and nothing makes them think “Oh Im a bad person now” No they go “I did what I had to do, the earth safe. Time for a BBQ”. Now I’m not saying do it to petty criminals, but serious threats like Carnage, The Joker, Darkseid, Thanos etc etc. who easily escape everytime you lock them up and do more damage I’m sorry you DO NOT leave them alive so they can come back and Kill more innocent people!

I think this is one of the major reasons I prefer Anime Heroes over Mainstream Superheroes. they get the Job done.

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Anonymous asked:

Hey Jax, I was wondering, who are your top five Marvel and DC superheros in general?

Ooooh Okay but for the record I’m really into heroes who Kill their villains so I’m gonna put Anti-Heroes on my list as well haha

Marvel Heroes 

1) Spider-man My FAVORITE SUPER HERO EVER 
2) Venom (My personal Favorite COMIC BOOK character ever) 
3) The Hulk 
4) Wolverine 
5) The Punisher 

DC Heroes, Now heres a key thing. Im saying JUST Heroes for DC because Batman is one my favorite Heroes, but I dont consider him a superhero since he doesn’t have super powers. 

1) Batman
2) While I rag on the dude a lot, I still like and admire Superman
3) Cyborg 
4) Aqua Lad 
5) The Flash (particularly Wally West)
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