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So, apparently there's gonna be five more years of pony. Thoughts?

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Honestly I am indifferent on it at this point. Will I continue to watch it, sure for as long as it holds my attention but nowhere near as hyped as I used to be back in 2011. I mean I have seen this happen to many shows I’ve loved before from

Are just a few to come to mind that went on well past what would’ve been a great ending. My whole thing is it really pains me when a show I REALLY REALLY LOVED Goes on and on and they start to dip in quality more and more and there’s only oh so many gems per newer season. Its like why are you still fighting you already won, you don’t have to prove anything else to me.

Season 1 for nostalgia I can watch any episode and enjoy it.Season 2 had some crap stains but for the most part it was great.Season 3 was kinda mehSeason 4 had some greats but also had some blunders imho

So for me I’m seeing a slight decline happening but again if I ever don’t enjoy it then I’ll just stop watching and when it finally ends I’ll go back and marathon it but for now Harvey said it best.

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I know you love MLP, so do I but sometime the fans act a lil too cray cray so What are 3 things Bronies do that annoy/irk you?

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Lemme clarify for starter I love all my fans and supporters who are into MLP like that.….but now i guess I can say em haha xD

1) When Bronies say everypony when referring to themselves or other humans. YOU ARE NOT A F**KIN HORSE NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WISH IT! that makes me cringe and eecccchhh everytime i hear it lol

2) When they act spaghetti in public. I understand if you are happy to be at a con with your friends and you are having fun, thats all good. but when you go to PUBLIC places that arent the con area and start singing Winter Wrap up loudly in a McDonalds or playing Duck Duck goose right outside a bunch of restaurants its a fuckin HELL no no. have fun IN the Con center. cause even though you may be thinking “Hey I don’t care what people think about me, I’m expressing myself" you’re doing other fans a disservice. To quote the Boondocks ,while changing some nouns of course, A Private embarassment shames you, A Public embarassment, shames the whole fandom. So just chill you can have plenty of fun in the con center. 

3) When Every conversation has to concern ponies and nothing else. Back in the day when I used to add everyone on skype I’d try to make conversation with some bronies about other stuff like Legend of Korra and Avengers and all that jazz but some just did not want to hear it and always tried to get the talk back to pony this pony that pony pony pony. I mean there is more to life than multicolored equine lol 

but those are just 3 lil irks, But hey if you are happy, not hurting anyone or fapping to kids, were good in my book ^_^

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Anonymous asked:

What are your Spill Ratings for the 1st Three Seasons of MLP FiM and For Equestria Girls?

Okay lemme think

Season 1: When I first saw the 1st Season of MLP FiM and I became obsessed and waaaaaAAAAAaaaay too over enthusiastic about it and before the time when being called a “true brony” made you ecccch inside. It was most definitely a Better than Sex rating back then lol (6/6). But now that I’m just a casual fan of MLP and watch the first season for nostalgia. It’s a really Good Full Price(5/6) 

Season 2: Season 2 I am conflicted. Because it has some of My Favorite MLP Episodes, Moments and Songs but then there are a few Episodes I just straight up HATE so if i was marathoning it I’d be like “Oh this episode again” so even though it has great moments those negatives bring it to a Matinee(4/6)

Season 3: I found this season to be kinda forgettable, I mean it wasnt bad, but it wasn’t great so I give it a Rental (3/6)

Equestria Girls: Honestly I was drunk all the times I saw this so it didnt really make me angry or upset like other people but i didnt really like it and Human fluttershy was frickin HOT so it gets a Rental 

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jaxblade

Bro EXPLAIN Some shit to me, Remember back in 2011 when I made fun of you watchin MLP FiM and then you made me watch some eps and I got addicted to it. I NEVER ONCE EVEN CONTEMPLATED " Yo That Horse is fucking HOT!" Now I'm seeing all this Clopper crap WHAT THE FUCK DUDE ahahahhahah i had no idea about this I just watched the show thats it HAHAHHAHAhaha I feel like this a Rabbit hole full of weird crap im sinking in hahaha so explain to me how this all got started. I'm all ears. Why horses?

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To be honest dude it be best to ask an actual clopper themselves, not me. Cause personally even though I’m open minded and see people have different fetishes I honestly never got that and I dont want to lol. I mean if you’re doing you’re stuff in the privacy of your room thats not hurting someone, I just leave it alone. From what I heard was they found the horse relatable so that made them hot to them and the butt was attractive or something which made them “fly to the castle” in their own special way. 

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What the f*ck HAHAHAHAHAHAHA well in defense of them Rarity does have a nice butt x’D. Okay so lemme get this straight, there are bronies who openly talk about a pony porn in everyday social life? Again i’m not being an ass or “Plot” lol but I’m genuinely curious JD

Well to be fair, most of them are really kind, helpful,and sweet people. (a lil eccentric albeit) then you have the spaghetti ones and then there are ones who do just openly say and admit they clop and are proud of it. Now what you do in the privacy of your home is your business but when they talk to radio shows like Howard stern and start talking about it and then give the general public that impression of bronies, thats when they need to hold their tongue and keep it to themselves. Thats one of the reasons the name kind of developed a stigma. 

They were on Howard Stern?!?! hahahahhaha x’D Bro I gotta look this up but seriously I’ve been googling this shit now cause its interesting the hell outta me and i’m seeing the same thing you said. “thats not all bronies dont cluster us together like that”. I’m sorry dude but thats too many! Hell thats one of those moments when All the ones who arent doing it  should round the ones up who are and just smack some sense into each of em. Thats like the infection u gotta amputate before it kills the whole body Omfg hahahhahahahaha I just wanna know when this innocent cartoon with a badass new look, took a bigass turn and guys just went “man I wanna fuck that horse” and whats with the name cloppers

Well theres rule 34 of everything xD so theres no surprise haha but I guess it blew up cause more and more the bronies started getting more known and R34 Pony stuff is literally in the google search engine if you type in fluttershy (even with the safe search on) so that lead people to believe Most were deviants who fap—I mean clopped to ponies. Oh and the name comes from ya know how fapping is the sound of your hands doing ya know. well Horses dont have hands so thats the sound it would make :/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA seriously so x’D you’re telling me the horse has its thing in its hooves and thats the….thats the HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i CANT. I literally cant…and my work breaks over. Im calling you on skype after work. Oh fuckin hell thats hahaha i cant xD

Haha Okay bro, talk to ya later and be safe on the roads.

I will dude, this is insanity and i cant wait to hear about it lmfao

Ask me tomorrow dude lol Im tired and got to get up early

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I think you can appreciate this Jax. So get this. Elements of Harmony, super powerful magical plot device only to be used in the most dire of situations. They are used constantly to fix tragic events that occur in the world they exist in. Eventually, the over use of these objects causes a horrible incident to occur. They must be removed for a time to restore balance. Now, tell me. What does this sound like to you? I'll give you a hint, there's seven of them.

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This guy just wont quit First he does a Top 10 Worst Brony list now he’s ranting. Wow I wonder how the female Voice actresses are gonna feel that he says “It doesnt really take any talent and its easy to voice act” and the fact all bronies dont know how to talk to women. wow just wow

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jaxblade

Wow that dude really needs to grab a snickers. and i do think its kinda messed up how he said all the female VAs are just trying to seduce bronies and not actually work.

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