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28 year old Z-warrior, Personal Trainer, Digimon Tamer, Spider-man, and just your friendly neighborhood fitness dude :D For Business Inquiries [email protected]
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So I just read Chapter 27 of Monster Musume and I LEARNED a few things about Lamias

SOOOOOOO apparantly Lamias are all female

AND THEY LURE Men into a Big Ass Snake Orgy so all of em get pregnant

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So you mean to tell me, that theres a Village of Women that all pretty much look like this

And they want to find a single man with endurance for all them to give them the ability have children

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LETS GET TO WORK IM GONNA RATTLE A WHOLE NEST OF SNAKES

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So fun story. I’m taking my shower before bed and I’m washing my hair. After I finish I go to get my wave cream when this bugger is sitting on top of it. I scream LOUD that my dad runs up the stairs to see what’s wrong. He yells “WHAT THE FUCK” upon seeing the eight legged friend and trips over the towel . We then both realize its fake. It seems my mother set up prank as revenge before she went on vacation. Well played mother, well played.

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Something I dont understand....

Why do people continue to measure their baby's age in months if they already turned a year old? I don't get that at all. People are always saying 18 months for some reason and then say, nearly two years old ... No, that's a year and a half, not nearly two years. Why is saying nearly two years said almost automatically most of the time?

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