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28 year old Z-warrior, Personal Trainer, Digimon Tamer, Spider-man, and just your friendly neighborhood fitness dude :D For Business Inquiries [email protected]
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Anonymous asked:

93 and also 92?

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

Honestly I WOULD LOVE HAVING A SON AND DAUGHTER, So the daughter can do girly stuff with their mom but workout with dad, and the boy can do all the stuff me and my pop used to do with sports and help his mom out when I’m out, though the Mom would be strong too lol

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

YES My BOY WILL BE NAMED GOKU 

and My Daughter will BE NAMED KORRA

AND THEY BOTH WILL BE TRAINED From CHILDHOOD so they wont have to worry about Bullies, Though Real talk with my generation I’m pretty sure most of the kids will have nerdy names like Megatron, Shiro, Shego and some other geeky stuff so they will fit in just fine 

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So I just read Chapter 27 of Monster Musume and I LEARNED a few things about Lamias

SOOOOOOO apparantly Lamias are all female

AND THEY LURE Men into a Big Ass Snake Orgy so all of em get pregnant

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So you mean to tell me, that theres a Village of Women that all pretty much look like this

And they want to find a single man with endurance for all them to give them the ability have children

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LETS GET TO WORK IM GONNA RATTLE A WHOLE NEST OF SNAKES

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what does it mean that Rose gave up her physical form to give birth to steven? Im caught up but I still dont get that. So is she in the Gem in his stomach or whats the deal?

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I didn’t get either to be honest and I’m still kinda foggy but I will link you the text from a post I found on Reddit when someone was talking about it. I dont know if its valid or not but here you go 

I’ve been thinking and I’ve decided that Rose is not dead, at all. She’s totally alive and could reappear at any moment (but probably won’t, especially since I’m probably wrong).What’s something we almost definitely know is true about gems? We know that they are just that: gems. They don’t actually have bodies. Their physical forms are illusions. This has been mentioned in multiple episodes including ‘Steven the Sword Fighter’ and ‘So Many Birthdays’.In the episode ‘Laser Light Cannon’ Greg tells Steven about Rose. He mentions that she gave up her physical formto bring him into the world. I (and from what I’ve seen many others) interpreted this as meaning she died however I’ve been rewatching the series a lot and I’m starting to think otherwise.We know Steven can use some gem powers however he must have a fleshy human body otherwise there’d be no difference between him and an ordinary gem. What if Rose is still alive in her gem just like Lapis was in the mirror? Maybe, like the mirror was keeping Lapis trapped, Steven is keeping Rose trapped? Steven is a human boy with powers but maybe it’s Rose’s presence that gives him his powers just as Lapis gave her mirror abilities beyond any normal mirror.Maybe this is crazy, maybe this is discussed all the time (though I haven’t seen anything other than the one post I linked to at the beginning in all my time on this sub) but I felt like posting it and I hope it will at least spark some discussion.

Heres the link to that discussion, alot of em get in on it on the comments so maybe that will clear it up for you

But yeah I’m kinda in the same boat with ya man. 

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So fun story. I’m taking my shower before bed and I’m washing my hair. After I finish I go to get my wave cream when this bugger is sitting on top of it. I scream LOUD that my dad runs up the stairs to see what’s wrong. He yells “WHAT THE FUCK” upon seeing the eight legged friend and trips over the towel . We then both realize its fake. It seems my mother set up prank as revenge before she went on vacation. Well played mother, well played.

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Something I dont understand....

Why do people continue to measure their baby's age in months if they already turned a year old? I don't get that at all. People are always saying 18 months for some reason and then say, nearly two years old ... No, that's a year and a half, not nearly two years. Why is saying nearly two years said almost automatically most of the time?

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