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Michael Myers Surprising Fitness Routine, Could you Possibly Have Michael Myer’s Strength?
Michael Myers of the Halloween Franchise. One of the greatest horror movie villains of all time and surprisingly a pretty fit one. Taking away Michael Myers Curse of Thorn has shown that he is quite formidable and powerful without it but how could a single man go around crushing people's heads
and performing insane feats well some of his stuff can be broken down realistically.
Lets take a look at the POSSIBLE Training Michael Myers has done over the years.
Okay my main thing Why i love Jason is this I just feel so Sympathetic towards Jason cause he was bullied as well. Kids made fun of me and beat me up for being fat and having an “ugly” face and always made me like complete shit as welll. Also I love Masks and Jasons is iconic
he was this poor mentally handicapped boy born with a hydro-cephalic head which made me him deformed. He didnt do any serial killer shit like killing animals or other kids in his neighborhood (Freddy and Michael Im lookin at you) he was just a poor kid
and THE ONLY ONE to ever show him any Love, kindess and compassion was his mother
His bumass father Elias Voorhees left him with his mom and she loved him like any mother should love their child. But she has to work to make sure Jason can have a good life and to pay the bills so she becomes a cook at Camp Crystal Lake where she has to take Jason with her and because of Jason’s appearance he was a very shy boy and the councilors dont care they were off Fuckin each other and so the other kids at Camp were fucking HORRIBLE TO JASON calling him Freak Show FREAK SHOW
and he was DOING NOTHING TO NOBODY WANTING TO BE ALONE!!! and then the fuckers push him in the Lake and it appears he drowns
And so his mother finds out and like any mother would she is DEVASTED. That her son is “dead” but he didnt die he floats up on shore and makes his way back home. and his Mother has gone on a Killing Spree and snapped because the camp councilors let her boy, her pride and joy die and then she’s killed by one of the camp councilors protecting themselves.
And then he goes home to mind his own goddamn business and fuckin Councilors and people he associates with letting him drown and letting his mother die are there so He kills them in a Rage. And then People still go to his Damn Home when they know theres a Psycho up there
Like how would you feel if you were at home and a bunch of teenagers came in Smoking pot, Banging each other and just trashing your house. You’d be pissed off
And now (excluding Friday the 13th Part 8 I have a WHOOOLE theory on that)
He just minds his own business and chills in the woods as an angry person. He doesnt go Hunting for folks like Freddy or Leatherface he just wants to be left alone and if you come into his territory its YOO Ass
Okay Jason voorhes and Im just a kid by simple plan thats SO PERFECT
I feel his pain especially 1:49 in the video THAT RIPPED MY HEART OUT cause I can Empathize. My God Jason really is just a poor angry kid who never got to grow up so thats touching in a way xD
what about Freddy and Michael, werent they bullied as well? Do you have the same empathy for them? just curious cause your horror buff and youd know lol im new to hearing this haha
he’s a son of 100 maniacs so you’d expect that. and he smashed the Class Hamster’s head in with a mallet.
Also Freddy Krueger is a Child KILLING PEDOPHILE so he’s got no sympathy from me
Michael Myers on the otherhand has a few different scenarios. If you go by Halloween 4, 5 and 6 he’s got the curse of thorn which made him kill his family
OR you’ve got the original storyline that he was just fucked up in the head
Or the remake his Step Dad yelled at him a bunch and sister didnt take him trick r treating. Also he was killing animals
So he can kind of sways but Jason is the only one I feel the utmost sympathy for and feel stay out of his territory you’re good
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