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28 year old Z-warrior, Personal Trainer, Digimon Tamer, Spider-man, and just your friendly neighborhood fitness dude :D For Business Inquiries [email protected]
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ya know jordan I never asked this but I always wondered. What type of girls are you into. like if you could make the Perfect GF from Height, looks, body type makeup qualities and personality what would she be like. OuO

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Um haha okay xD what am I into like My What I find attractive and my Personal Preferences for a Woman I’d like to date? I have to think……

Okay I got it If i was to make the perfect girl for me haha

I like Long hair cause its fun to play with and put my fingers through

Cute face not Super heavy on makeup. If you are asking what I am personally attracted to so my Personal preference then and this is just me I honestly don’t find lipstick attractive at all. Never feel made me go wow when I knew girls who just decided to wear it. Especially if the girl already has really nice lips. I think thats mainly because I FRIGGIN LOVE KISSING and Making out, LOVE LOVE LOVE IT can do it for Hours!

sometimes thats better than “the Business” to me and if a girls wearing it, it just gets everywhere and then I just don’t like the look of it anyway when I think the girl is pretty enough as it is. Its just one of those things I just don’t like BUT THAT Doesnt mean if Im friends with a girl I’d automatically tell her to stop wearing it if she likes to haha again its just me not into that. But some blush or eye makeup I don’t really mind.

Body-wise I’m attracted to what the majority of Guys are haha xD

I like soft skin and Nice sized Breasts either C’s or D’s, but If I’m being completely honest in what I’m attracted to. I need at least a palmful because they’re fun to play with, look great in low cuts and so squeezey. 

Also love a Nice mid-section and stomach, like the Girl doesn’t need to have abs but its hot to me when she’s got it toned up

. And of course I like a nice Butt. So a voluptuous curvy well toned bod is what I like. Like you can tell she likes to go to the gym and physically takes care of herself but she’s not like a she-hulk.

Height wise I don’t really care but I’d prefer if they were shorter than me tbh. 

Personality wise I’d hope she’d be into the same geeky stuff I like, like Anime, Super heroes, video games etc etc but also like Fitness stuff like working and healthy cooking. I can cook in my own right so it be fun to compare dishes also if they can make me laugh and not like a fake “lol thats good” but a “HHAHHAHAHHAHA LMFAO x’D” type way 

But also I’d like someone I can talk to and have deep conversations with that could go on and on and we could be awesome friends as well since Friend is part Girlfriend haha.

but thats All I can think of If i had to make the “Perfect GF” haha

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Story from work today..

So while I was at work today This gay guy who looked kinda Chris Hemsworth starting hitting on me and gave me his number. Now usually I just straight up say "I'm flattered but I don't swing that way" but I literally just had to pause and think for a moment like "if I was gay he'd be WAAAAYY too hot for me" Everyone would gawk at him before lookin at me and I can't have that happen. I’d need to be the HOT one

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Hey Jordan this may seem personal and feel free not to answer but I was wondering if a Guy was handsome enough and came onto you would ever experiment with them?

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haha Don’t worry this isn’t personal at all haha as a matter of fact its happened to me quite a few times to be honest xD and I always say the same thing 

I’m very flattered but I’m straight

So I’d have to say No. because I’m Heterosexual

and I’m not trying to come off as “I’m Straight, so fuck no

I’m good friends with tons of Gay, Bi, and Trans people and we’re cool and we get along great and I actually enjoy talking with em.

I just don’t swing that way. I love women and all of their female attributes and I know I couldn’t be with someone who has the same parts as me down there cause its not what I’m into.

Now don’t get me wrong there are tons of Guys out there I will willingly say “That is one FINE lookin Dude” haha like Chris Hemsworth, Jared Leto, Chris Evans, and Brad Pitt haha

But getting with them intimately is no haha. 

Though funny story I can tell you know since it happened to me in high school but I remember it vividly. One of my football teammates had just found out he was Bi and he told his GF and she broke up with him and so I was like trying to cheer him up in a Bro way and I guess he wanted to make a move cause He tried to smack lips with me and I instantly blocked him and cupped my mouth. He was a pretty good lookin dude, lots of girls liked him but I told him no, not interested and he understood and we were still boys and he got a new GF who I believe he ended up Marrying. But I just thought that was funny.

Also I have 2 gay friends right now who are trying their damnedest to make me experiment But I always just politely say “Sorry guys I’m not into men never will be, so lets go back to playin PS3″ 

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