JaxBlade's Fortress

nigga……seriously?!?! Who the Hell do you think was in that blue suit

Really?!?! I thought that was a just rule 63 version of Samus cause theres a rule 63 Wii Fit Trainer…..So This is a woman? 

wooooow i had no idea

Jordan, Jordan JORDAN STAHP! We played this together you mean to tell me you had no idea. You even own the original metroid

Dude Imma playstation kid, I really didnt play that much nintendo and the last time i played a smash game was in 2008 and yeah I do own it but I really didnt think this person in Armor was female. Well fancy that Ya learn somethin new everyday good for her

Yes, Jax, Samus is a girl

There’s like so much art of her, how did you miss this:

Your reward for completing the games are seeing her out of the suit:

HOW DID YOU MISS THIS FOR SO LONG

Woah GODDAAAAAMN she’s a babe 

I dont know. I am extremely oblivious and I thought she was from the future…..so how/when did she and Lil Mac get frisky?

Remember that one time this year you didnt know Samus was female

you act like its common sense I dont know, I just saw this suit through my childhood I didnt know

I had to come back to this cause it still cracks me up that its 2015 and you just found out Samus was a girl in january hahaha

Like I said up there I never saw her without the suit when I was a kid so I just thought she was like Master chief, I didnt know lol my b

This is hilarious

Next you’ll be telling me Zelda isnt a girl :P

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I hope you know Sheik is Zelda….

are you serious? 

like really?

JAX… BOI

Are you fucking serious!!

Come on Man!!!

DUUUUUUDE FORREAL! I dont play many video games besides fighting games and beat em ups so wow

Though to be fair last year I found out this Girl with black hair and glasses

was actually Amanda Bynes iin the Amanda show HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA I had No idea for years cause I was mad they never met xD

Next you’re going to tell me you don’t know that Superman is Clark Kent.

IN MY DEFENSE I sometimes pull the ol Superhero Captain America disguise at conventions just by wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses

 and Literally NONE of my close friends (excluding three @jhaller2 caught me) have recognized me walking by them circling them until I let them know xD

IF SHADOW FUCKIN LOST HIS MEMORY AGAIN IM GONNA… LIKE…

WHAT. IS HE A FUCKIN ETCH A SKETCH? CAN YOU JUST PICK HIM UP AND SHAKE HIM  TO ERASE HIS MEMORIES AGAIN??

Same here, Jax. Only that HAS happened with me. It’s.. not a great feeling and something I probably won’t ever “get over” But you’re a great guy, I am sure there is someone just as amazing for you.

It sucks just as much to be the one who can’t return those feelings either.  I hate hurting people I know are good.

This is why I keep asking to make sure a certain someone isn’t in love with me. I know he has a crush on me but I’d hate for him to fall for me when he knows I’m in love with V.

I find it very hard to believe a good looking, buff as fuck, smart, sweet, and hard working guy like Jax hasn’t found a girl yet.

He’s afraid of being the only one to fall.. Pay attention! *smacks the back of your head*

I think Jax has been hurt a lot of times in the past and while it hurt the first time getting hurt over and over again has put him into a state of fear so he willingly stops himself from being in a relationship which is sad but understandable. Heart break is a horrible feeling ;A;

I mean if you think about it, It would be pretty sour. I mean think about Jax’s origins. The dude was bullied all through middle school and junior high for being fat, shy, and awkward so thats a mental block to push people out. and then when he becomes buff hercules he meets girls that just use him for his muscly body and the girls he has feelings for dont care for him the same way. This is just  juxtaposition from reading Jax’s posts but I can understand why he holds his emotions in a way. I remember when i was a sophomore in high school and fell in love with this girl but she dumped me because i was too much of a star wars nerd and I seriously wanted to just die because the pain was so bad. But when i least expected it. I met my beautiful girlfriend today who is as big a nerd as me and I honestly didnt expect it, Its funny how life works. I think he’ll meet the right woman when he least expects it. Jax is funny, charming, handsome, strong, and has a heart of gold. He’d be a catch and if a girl doesnt see that their fuckin blind in my opinion

Someone draw an anime title for Jax Blade’s life Call it Blade’s Edge~

Why is that Dog digging all by itself?

Digging is fun for the HOLE family.

vampireapologist:

this is one of the best like five minutes of my life omfg.. you have to unmute this video

Took till the last week of October but I guess no more shirtless workouts outside till spring 2017 💪😂 #strength #core #fitness #fit #exercise #training #core #gym #abs #ripped #shredded #healthy #workout #dedication #beastmode #fitfam #motivation #calisthenics #nutrition #eatclean #love #me #muscles #bodybuilding #health

this pic has me like 

Oh GOD hahaha

And thousands wept as he covered up.

I’m honestly surprised it took this long for you to be a chick magnet on tumblr

@jaxblade at conventions be like

What will never get dull yet always remain sharp?

@jaxblade

Did you just pun my Name?....hahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahhahahaha xD

The moment you laugh at something old that turns into internet gif. You always compare to someone you look up to… 

jaxblade :D

Yes i could see you do that!

Philly cheesesteak egg rolls

Wow this recipe is way different than I thought of how to make an Egg Roll

I always thought you Pushed it

That was a pretty nice Yolk

This dog sucks at fetch

“WHO FUCKING THREW THIS.”

One of my Best friends would be Terrified if this was in his house ahhahahah

Me and Miia in this dream i had last night

Waking up the next morning after that Carefree feast last night in the bathroom like