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@jaxblade / jaxblade.tumblr.com

28 year old Z-warrior, Personal Trainer, Digimon Tamer, Spider-man, and just your friendly neighborhood fitness dude :D For Business Inquiries [email protected]
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Anonymous asked:

What's so great about women anyway?

Umm lol Idk why you’re asking in particular xD

I think there are So many beautiful qualities that I dont have the character space to fully show my appreciation for them :)

Besides the Awesome things like BOOBs & soft skin, & making ya feel like a better person when you find the right one

I RESPECT THE FUCK OUTTA WOMEN Because I realize I WOULD NEVER BE STRONG ENOUGH TO HANDLE THAT SHIT Cause to go through periods once a month where you’re bleeding and feeling that cramp pain & throwing up if its bad enough and also giving birth to a child after carrying it around 9 months all my female friends have told me HORROR Stories about, I have complete empathy and they can still be strong like

“Aunt flows a bitch I got this” and Im just like RESPECT! 

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Anonymous asked:

How would Jaxette handle having a period?

She wouldn’t! 

I’ve heard too many horror stories about the pain and the cramps and horribleness poor women have to go through every month and I’m sorry Mother Nature and Aunt Flow have to be such a Pain. YALL ARE TOUGHER THAN ANYONE I’ll Ever know.

But real talk if I turned into a woman on period week I wouldnt know what the Hell to do, I’d be SOOO SALTY! And just think I need Chocolate

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So Jax you know about Bras now haha so now you have newfound respect for women for what we go through haha

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Look Dudette I’ve always ALWAYS Had respect for Women cause Yall do shit that just gives me nightmares thinking about it.

The fact women bleed once a month for a week and have to stick this dry piece of cotton in their "HeyNannerNanner" and leave it there Just makes me feel cringe and feel bad.

Not to mention the cramps yall talk about and giving birth. Pushing a Watermelon sized living thing out from that >_ I just look at them and Im like you poor poor person.

Women have my utmost respect for being the nice lovable people they are even though they go through all that shit Monthly. I sure as hell couldnt deal with that.

Honestly the worst thing us men have to worry about is getting kicked in the balls or like when we go to the bathroom, we have to wipe, and wipe, and wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and its still there. Honestly its like trying get Peanut Butter out of Shag rug carpet. Its very unpleasant ecchhh

So Women have the most respect I could possibly give!

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So Jax….just a question but…..do you have a hairy butt then xD hahahhahahahhahaha

HELLLL NOO! Im a lifter so Hair takes away my cuts. The only hair i have is on my head everything else is Waxed CLEAN thank you very much!

Just cause this gif has relevance to my post haha 

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So Jax you know about Bras now haha so now you have newfound respect for women for what we go through haha

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Look Dudette I’ve always ALWAYS Had respect for Women cause Yall do shit that just gives me nightmares thinking about it.

The fact women bleed once a month for a week and have to stick this dry piece of cotton in their "HeyNannerNanner" and leave it there Just makes me feel cringe and feel bad.

Not to mention the cramps yall talk about and giving birth. Pushing a Watermelon sized living thing out from that >_ I just look at them and Im like you poor poor person.

Women have my utmost respect for being the nice lovable people they are even though they go through all that shit Monthly. I sure as hell couldnt deal with that.

Honestly the worst thing us men have to worry about is getting kicked in the balls or like when we go to the bathroom, we have to wipe, and wipe, and wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and its still there. Honestly its like trying get Peanut Butter out of Shag rug carpet. Its very unpleasant ecchhh

So Women have the most respect I could possibly give!

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