JaxBlade's Fortress

Okay ya know what Fine, I’m still going to make a video on this subject but heres why I personally Really did not like Resurrection F in some areas

HEADS UP THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG READ

I’ll start off with what I enjoyed. 

I enjoyed the comedy.

I enjoyed the Badass Animation (at points)

I enjoyed seeing Older Dragonball characters whoop ass (at points)

FOr the Record I LOVE DBZ but I dont let Love overcloud Logic

But thats where My Enjoyment starts going down the Drain and here are my problems with the film

1) If The Dragonballs Only Revive people who’ve Died within a years time how THE HELL DID FRIEZA Come back to life.?

OKAY That is a Big thing! Its one of the reasons they couldnt bring Goku back to life after the Cell Games finished cause he had already been revived before. Thats why they were gonna wish themselves to Namek before Goku stopped the and told them it be better if he stayed dead

YET they Bring Frieza back! I can KIND OF slightly Forgive the fact he was diced up and didnt die so fast since I dont know the full durability of his race but still thats iffy. But if there was something  explained like Dende boosted the Power I’d buy it but otherwise no way.

2) The Absence of the MOST POWERFUL fighters when Earth is in jeopardy

So lemme get this straight. Frieza’s Coming, powered up and ready to fight with his forces. You sense the increase in his power. So you get 

GohanPiccoloTienKrillinJaco the Galactic Patrol manand Master Roshi

Now heres the thing with me, You SERIOUSLY LEFT OUT

Android 18Majin BuuGoten and Trunks

and EVEN YAMCHA?!?!

even 18 says “Im way stronger than you I should go”, but Krillins like “watch Marron Im gonna have some fun” even though the first time frieza came to earth he was terrified. There are like 20 people who couldve watched Marron for them. Like Videl, Mr Satan, Chi Chi, Dende, Mr Popo, Korin, etc etc. I can go on. So thats BS

Then MAJIN BUU is like the Hulk of the Team, 

Set him forth and all of them would be wasted Instantly but “Oh he’s asleep for the plot” and Goten and Trunks we dont want them getting into trouble even though they are Stronger than the majority of them now when fuse to Gotenks. And Yamcha

Heres a BIG Issue I have, You didnt bring Yamcha but ya brought Master Roshi? 

I LOVE MASTER ROSHI and watching him fight but Technically and Logically Roshi should not be able to hang with any of Frieza’s men who most likely are stronger Than RADITZ who Dwarfed Roshi in power.

and Do you really think Roshi’s been training and have they given any hint that he stays training? No. Yamcha is WAY STRONGER THAN ROSHI at this point, But the Yamcha is useless joke stays consistent blah blahs.

Also Piccolo shouldnt have had ANY TROUBLE with Friezas Men post absorbing Kami and Gohan was just a Fuckin let down like Usual

Seriously How do you not know if you can still go Super saiyan or not.

3) WHAT DID FRIEZA DO FOR TRAINING!?!??! THEY DIDNT SHOW US ONCE!!

DID HE PULL A ROCKY

OR DID HE STEAL SAITAMAS METHOD

they Never explained what type of training he did. A LITTLE FLASHBACK wouldve been nice. Also his new form was lame, his brother was “Cooler”

4) The Goku Frieza fight and Transformation wasnt all that

This is something I’ve said a lot of times about DBZ and Battle of Gods, Im starting to notice how repetive the fight scenes are.

Rapid fire punching and kickingBlast Here, Blast ThereStare, StarePower up, Power upCHARGE and fight

and when I was kid I  LOVED IT but now im just like Show me SOMETHING GODLY! You have all this Power, MAKE me feel it instead of just the cop out

Oh I can blow up a planet, I can destroy a Planet, Planet, Planet, Planet 

When you introduce something as OP as that in the Saiyan saga you damn sure better be pulling some Gurren Lagann type shit in the Final Sagas. Im not that impressed anymore or at least show some Awesome Martial Arts Choreography like back in the day. Also getting shot by a Pea shooter in God Form was some Bullshit, the audience booed at that in my theater

5) and the Final Thing that COULDVE SAVED THE FILM!!  THE ONE PERSON WHO HAS DESERVED TO KILL FRIEZA FOR YEARS AND YOU BITCH HIM!

Seriously When Vegeta Transformed, I got so Hyped cause if anyone deserved to Kill Frieza it was him. Frieza had him as boy, made him cold, and made him Cry. and Then laughed when Doing it. 

BUT WE NEVER GET TO SEE VEGETA KILL FRIEZA

Goku hasGohan hasFuture Trunks has

but not Veggie. THAT PISSED ME OFF the Whole Audience was like ARE YOU KIDDING. Cause He EARNED it but they bitched him. They bitched him plain and simple.

Theres more but thats the jist of why i wasnt fond of it

Actually I really like him Bald cause he breaks the Typical Anime Hero stereotype. I mean look at some the Best Anime protags out there with Godlike hair that flows in the wind.

I can go on 

and then look at Saitama

You look at this dude and you’re like 

Really, Really? Who the hell does this Krillin lookin Muhfugga think he is

But when we See him Get serious

And start Punching Muhfuggas

Its such an amazing surprise and difference. Truly more than meets the eye and yeah he did look alright when he had his hair but to be honest he looked like a generic anime character in a harem show at that point

I think we need more Main Heroes with Short cuts or bald heads, I mean the last one I could think of was this lovable dork

also he makes me proud to rock a short cut since I cant pull of this BADASS HAIR right here like this brotha haha (Im so jelly xD)

But cosplayin Saitama be a breeze Haha. Matter of fact. People like Michael Jordan, The Rock, Terry Crews, Shaun T, Vin Diesel, LL Cool J, Aang and Saitama make Rockin the Baldy Badass.

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