Wanna know why Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers are so strong?
Cause they love "Dead" Lifting 🥁💀
Is this a 'Waist’ of money? 🤓
That's his punishment?
To sweep up Money? That makes no Cents
Whenever I make a killer pun imma peek atchu like this 😘
I just fell in luv
Tutweezy - Double Seaweed Deluxe ft. ReggieCouz
Sandy got dem Cheeks
Me in Prision
I saw you standing up for Bisexual people last night. That was really awesome, I'm wondering are you bisexual?
I’m BUY-sexual
Buy me things and I’ll get sexual
But no lol like I said I’m a Bro Hetero male who loves tiddies but stands up for stuff thats right.
Also since I workout a lot I guess I’m BI-curious
Cause of my BICEP
Just read your As I age post and it sorta made me sad, well Jordan what are 10 things that make you happy no matter what :)
Top 10 things that make me Happy?
in no particular order
1) Delicious food
2) My Dog
3) Working out
4) My Family and Friends
5) Animation in general
6) Big Tiddies
7) Big Anime Tiddies
8) Booty
9) Buddy cardio
10) Being Self Employed in a Job that lets me help folks
Hey you asked
But the number 1 thing I ALWAYS WILL LOVE ARE PUNS! I F*CKIN LOVE PUNS!
Just look at my twitter and you’ll see I cant CONTROL myself, You should put me in a remote location
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27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
hmmm, sure sounds cool
39. Do you have any scars?
Yea I have a bunch from when I was a kid