the magician

Sturridge handing out candy

me @ my skin : get ur shit together

My skin @ me: you first

me: *embarrasses self in public* me: *loudly* i sure hope no one MURDERS me tonight in my sleep WHERE I LIVE at 125 west (that’s W-E-S-T) roa…

CR Jr asks his grandmother about Messi |

Japan: Cherry blossoms in full bloom at Mount Yoshino, Nara

Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone…

15 minutes in to Super Sunday and chill

Thierry Henry and Jamie Carragher reacting to the news of Rodgers leaving Liverpool

Thanks for everything, Brendan!

i don’t get it…… how do ppl find actual.. faithful.. boyfriends?

Cook clean love on em Tell em the truth Watch movies with em Leave em alone when they’re with their friends Nag occasionally so you don’t seem too perf Buy him a game system Talk to his mom Wash his cloths, fold them hoes too Suck his dick while he cooks dinner Randomly turn to porn when y'all are home alone Listen to his music Don’t judge that man Say thank you when he complements you/or not shit spice it up Clean out his car when he asks to switch cars for the day Organize his closet Clean his house Suck his dick again Let him fall asleep in your arms Have his underwear tshirt and socks ready when he’s out the shower Roll his blunts Don’t steal from him Be friends with his friends/but not hoe friendly Don’t ask to see chick flicks if he’s paying for the damn movie Tell him he’s poppin Suck his dick on the way home don’t ask why he’s taking the long way home bitch you know she he taking the long way his dick is in your mouth Watch dragon ball z and like that shit cause DBZ is the shit

WASH YOUR ASS

Shave your vag on occasion Some Guys think that shit Is gross Make little designs Let that shit her hairy af on occasion so he appreciates the work you put in

Oh yea and send nudes And go to church and bible study if you have no life cause he don’t want to talk to you all day

im screaming

this just in: women must take care of every simple task in a man’s life and create artwork in their coochie hair in order for him to act decently

its so scary and sad that women actually believe this