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you are who you choose to be

@jaunein / jaunein.tumblr.com

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foragecore

some of u really need to make some jam…. plant some heirloom tomatoes…. sit in the dirt…. pet a sheep…. that’s all i’m saying

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coughloop

puts clear scotched tape over my webcam to obscure my visage only slightly and give a warm glow to my face so the nsa man will fall in love with me

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filmgifs

Regina’s spine healed, and her physical therapist taught her to channel all her rage into sports. It was perfect, because the jock girls weren’t afraid of her.

Mean girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters

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tbh the real advice I’d give to anyone is, do shit alone. go to a museum & go at your own pace & leave the instant you’re done. go somewhere you’ve never been and just wander around, duck into & out of places as it pleases you. linger as long as you’d like.

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mjalti

I hate it when models try to give diet tips like first of all I can’t afford cocaine jot that down

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fairycosmos

the whole culture that has grown around making fun of girls for literally everything never fails to amaze me….oh you like to paint? you’re a pretentious art hoe. you like reading? god, i bet the only thing you’ve read is cheesy romance novels. you like music? lol yeah right have you ever even heard of - insert boring white rock band from the 70s -. you wear makeup? you’re fake as fuck. no makeup? damn you look sick, at least put some foundation on. snapchat filters? basic. small boobs? gross, you look like a guy. big boobs? ew why are they sagging and why do you have stretch marks ugh. haven’t had sex? what a prude, loosen up. oh you have had sex? you’re a fucking slut!! you can’t win. you literally can not win.

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Peter, on the london field trip: *pretending to be british for a joke*
Ned: oh dude, your accent is TERRIBLE, stop
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moongloss

Dreamy details to add to your bedroom

~A tulle canopy that you can hang over your bed

~Velvet throw pillows and silky sheets

~Mirrored or marble trays to display your favorite perfume bottles on

~A small chandelier you can hang up to replace your old light fixture

~Lots of candles scattered around

~Fresh flowers in crystal vases or empty champagne bottles

~A plush shag rug

~Vintage jewelry boxes to store your jewelry in

~Empty shopping bags or boxes from your favorite stores (Dior, Ladurée, Free People, Tiffany’s…etc.)

~Love letters or poems hung up in golden frames

~Fairy lights wrapped around your bedposts

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“Sometimes I get so lonely that I forget what day it is and how to spell my name.”

Lars and the Real Girl  | 2007

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