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How the BAU drives

Rossi - Hasn't driven himself since 1998. Has a ✨chauffeur✨ and gets insanely annoyed at the slightest inconvenience while driving. Makes his ✨chauffeur✨drive way too fast and honk a lott

Morgan - Canonically doesn't believe in directions/gps, but still never gets lost. Will run a red occasionally if he's getting late, his turns are super sharp and whoever's sitting in the back gets thrown around completely

Reid - Terrible driver. Hates automatic gps and uses physical maps, so he gets lost all the time. Goes way too slow and constantly gets distracted by calculating things. Would like to just use public transport everywhere

Prentiss - Drives pretty normally, on the faster side, but is not afraid to run a red. Only learnt how to drive when she was in her 20s and it takes her at least 45 minutes to change a tire

JJ - Drives like a mom. Will play '90s iconic pop songs and sing along, really loudly, if she's alone. Occasionally forgets to wear her seatbelt until Henry reminds her midway

Hotch - When he's driving normally, drives safely and never goes over the speed limit. Wouldn't dare run an orange because he loves rules and goes about the whole process methodically. However, when driving on cases, he's an absolute maniac and has used his car as a battering ram multiple times before

Penelope - HATES driving. It took her multiple times to pass the driving test and she still struggles with parking. Once, she got a flat tire and waited near the sode of the road for Derek to come and help her. Much prefers carpooling or using public transport

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