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OOOH! Are you doing some Halloweeeny HCs? IF so...you have any about which candy Hotch and Derek steal out of Jack's pumpkin bucket?

and also, if they ever went to a dress up party, which couple's costume would Derek force on Hotch?

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Halloween HCs, absolutely!

Candy. I definitely think Hotch has atrocious taste in candy. He's got the candy preference of an old man. He likes smarties and sixlets and whoppers, all of which Jack will gladly hand over, which is really kind of the point. More candy for him. He probably stole those same candies from Sean when he took him out trick-or-treating as kids...big brother tax. (Honestly I feel like Hotch is a hard candy guy too. You know...grandma's purse candy. Butterscotch, peppermint, strawberry.)

Derek doesn't like candy that sticks to his teeth, and he probably doesn't indulge in candy much but he’s a sucker for anything nutty or mint chocolate. He steals Snickers from Jack for sure. And probably sometimes a sucker or two because I am pretty sure that man has a wicked oral fixation. 😈

I can see just the silliest barely costumes. No masks, Derek doesn't like them. They go as ketchup and mustard in my cutest dreams. Matching "This is my costume" or "I'm with stupid ->" shirts. My favorite though? They go as Agent K and Agent J from Men in Black with Jack (and/or Hank) dressed as an alien. 😍😍😍

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