"The truth is rarely pure and never simple." -Oscar Wilde
gifing every single episode of criminal minds: 10x18 “Rock Creek Park”
"The truth is rarely pure and never simple." -Oscar Wilde
gifing every single episode of criminal minds: 10x18 “Rock Creek Park”
I don’t know if you got that prompt but if not the three were their laughing and kissing between Hotch and Morgan ?
Laughing and kissing! Hotch smiles when he kisses and it's one of the cutest things about him. How about a little ficlet? Because I can't write full stories right now apparently.
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"First childhood crush...what show?"
"Batman." Hotch doesn't even give it thought.
"Batman?" Derek asks, one eyebrow quirked. Not what he expects. "Who?"
"Not fair, that's two questions..." Hotch is smiling wide and easy, eyes bright. He's manipulating the game. He doesn’t want to answer. "You owe me first."
"The Facts of Life."
"I never watched that."
Derek shrugs and his fearures melt into a dreamy grin. "Tootie," he says reverently like her name is an incantation. "Damn. She was fine. A little cute a little sexy, she had it all." Hotch leans forward and kisses Derek, soft at first, eager and searching and smiling. Derek almost takes the bait too. Almost.
"No no no, not yet...Batman. Who did it for ya?"
"You know me so well...guess..." Hotch challenges, smiling into another kiss meant to distract. He’s getting closer. It's not that he's ashamed he just doesn't like talking about himself. He'd rather hear more about Derek.
"Gotta be Catwoman, but which actress? Julie Newmar was a fox...but I think you liked Eartha Kitt and her sexy ass voice. Yeah?"
Hotch laughs and it crinkles his nose and his eyes become obsidian slits. He's blushing, a little flustered and asks "Is that surprising?"
"Maybe a little."
"Nice to know I can still surprise you."
"Yeah? Got any other surprises?"
Hotch's answer comes in the form of another kiss, this time accompanied by roaming hands that slip up under Derek’s shirt. He moves quickly, shifting and sliding, straddling Derek’s thighs, and puts a definite end to the conversation.
PENELOPE GARCIA + SPEAKER
532 words about what if 5.09 had never happened. No warnings.
What if..... What if Foyet never went after Haley and Jack? What if they had to stay in witsec. First, it's a few weeks, both Haley and Hotch believe it'll soon be over, that Haley will be able to go back to her life, and that Hotch will be able to see his son again, to hold him. But no. They don't catch Foyet. It's been months after the attack on Hotch and they are nowhere nearer to catching him. From time to time there's a reported sighting or even a crime scene with his calling card. The Marshal Service decides to move Jack and Haley to their new forever home. A new location means new Marshals and no more updates for Hotch. No picture, no video, nothing at all. He doesn't take it well.
A year passes, and then another one goes by without him knowing if his ex-wife and his son are alive and well. Does Jack even remember him? Does he miss him? Does Haley tell him about his dad so he can remember?
He only lives for the work now, becoming even more reckless and hardened. That is until he opens the door to his empty apartment and crumbles down in the room that was supposed to become Jack's bedroom for when he stayed over on a weekend or during the holidays.
Then the team gets called into a small midwestern town. Four kids have gone missing, ages 9 to 12. With different ages and genders, and different family situations, it seems as if they have nothing in common. Even Garcia can't manage to find the common denominator. Three of them have some open late fees at the local library. "Didn't think overdue books were a motive for murder," Prentiss mumbles. One of the younger deputies drily remarks, "You don't know our librarian."
Hotch sends the team out to the crime scenes, and the mortuary, to talk to the parents, teachers, and neighbors. When he and JJ are the only ones left in the station, the Sheriff approaches them, a glimmer of hope in his eyes. "Agents, we may have a breakthrough. It seems all the kids were participating in an after-school theatre project. The school hadn't put it on the kids' files yet, so we had no way of knowing. On top of that, their teacher had gotten ill, so a volunteer took over, Ms Stacey Creek. She's in the conference room now, waiting to talk to you.
When Stacey read the kids' names in the paper, she knew that she had to talk to the Sheriff. All 4 of them were in her little theatre group.
Sheriff Johannsen had asked her to wait in the conference room. He told her he'd be right back. So when the door opened, she expected to see him and maybe another deputy or a secretary to write down her statement. What she didn't expect to see was JJ's jaw almost dropping to the floor, and Aaron looking like he had just seen a ghost.
"Oh, it seems that you already know each other." JJ was the first to get her wits back and answered the Sheriff's implied question. "You have no idea."
Hotch Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x You Genre: Fluff Warning: Slightly suggestive hashtags… Length: Drabble
When Aaron realises after 3 years of dating and 1 being married, that you still have him saved as “Hotch”
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“Do you hear it,” you call out towards the living room, your husband’s phone in your hand calling your own, as you walk from the kitchen to the dining room. You were both just about to leave for dinner at Rossi’s when you had realised you had no idea where your phone was.
“Got it.” You follow the sound of the deep voice into the living room as you end the call on your husband’s phone, to find one Aaron Hotchner frowning down at the device in his his hand. He turns as you enter the room, holding your phone up as he tilts his head to a side and raises a brow.
“Hotch?” He questions and you can’t help but giggle as you approach him, hand reading out for your phone, only to have him hold it higher and out of your reach.
“Why am I still saved as Hotch?” He questions again as you tip toe, reaching up for your phone, but to no avail as it hovers in his hand, firmly out of your reach.
“Thats your name,” you shrug as you opt for winding your arms around his body, chin resting on his chest as you look up into the serious brown eyes staring down at you.
“We’ve been dating for 3 years, married for 1, and I’m still Hotch?” Even with disbelief etched into his features, he is gorgeous.
“Mhmmm,” you smirk as you slide your hands into the back pockets of his jeans, pressing yourself closing against him.
“No one would think I’m your husband. They would just think I’m your boss.” He grumbles as he presses the side button to key in your password, with you still pressed against his chest. “I’m changing it.”
Fem!Reader x Hotch | You have a steamy dream, and wake up in the middle of the night in need of attention. Not wanting to wake him, you try (and fail) to stay quiet.
Warnings: 🥵 Smut [fem!masturbation, dirty talk, praise kink, unprotected sex/cream pie (please be safe everyone!), cockwarming] and a few swears.
3381 / Masterlist
*smut immediately under cut* Listen, I didn’t give any kind of buffer here, we jump right into the steamy parts 🥴
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8x23 - Brothers Hotchner
"I swear, Aaron."
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMILY PRENTISS
↳ EMILY PRENTISS + ICONIC LINES
SPENCER REID + BEING IN LOVE (GOD COMPLEX. 8X04)
Reid’s Playlist: Part 2 (1)
the first intalment in the series based on the random books on my bookshelf; this one inspired by The Three Body Problem by Cixin Liu
word count: 729
You’re woken up by a kick to your abdomen. And a hand to your face. A very small hand. You try to move away from them, but overestimate the size of your queen size bed and end up on the floor. The resulting whump doesn’t wake up the small figure on the bed, and you’re very thankful for that. Jack had another nightmare, his cry waking both you and Aaron up. It took well over an hour for him to settle, and neither of you had a heart to tell him no when he asked to sleep with you for the rest of the night. It’s not the little boy’s fault that he sleeps like a starfish. You quietly remove your pillow from the bed and quietly make your way to the door.
‘Where you going?’ a very sleepy whisper comes from the other Hotchner man in your bed, just slightly moved towards the edge.
‘couch’
‘You okay?’
‘Yes, I promise, go back to sleep’
‘That sounded bad’
‘I rolled from the bed onto a fluffy rug, it’s nothing’
‘See you in the morning?’
‘I’m going to the couch Aaron not back to my apartment’
‘You terminated the lease on yours’
‘Which is why I’m going to the couch love, you’ll see me when you go make coffee’
‘Good’ and with that, he falls back asleep, clearly content with the knowledge that you’re not going anywhere far. Shortly after, you join him in the dreamland from your safe spot in the living room, far away from any of Jack’s limbs.
get to know me: 5/5 tv shows ♡ criminal minds (2005–) “The best and most beautiful things in life cannot be seen or even touched; they must be felt with the heart.“
valentine’s treats (aaron hotchner x fem!reader)
includes: very soft. like so soft. food/treats/candy. so sweet you’ll get a cavity. kinda longer than i expected lol. blindfold. grinding. spanking. face sitting/riding. oral (fem receiving). fingering.
“happy valentine’s day.”
your sweet voice has aaron’s lips turning upward, his eyes open (you had instructed him to keep them closed) and his sights land on you, grinning. a dark red babydoll adorns your body and from what he can tell, you’ve got on a pair of his boxers. despite it not being another piece of lingerie that matches the babydoll - they’re grey and they’re a piece of clothing you stole from him oh-so long ago - they still make you the sexiest thing in the world to him. but, you’ve got him wrapped around your finger, he’d find you attractive in just about anything.