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what puberty does to some people
a bi coworker was recently talking about his ex and about how awful their marriage was because when they watched movies or read books she’d talk about how sexy the characters were and how this was really hurtful to him and then turned to me expecting me to agree and I was at a loss for how to respond. sir in my culture if your wife says she thinks legolas is super sexy then it is customary to commission her an erotic digital painting of legolas with his dick out. I have no advice for you.
Whoever at DC decided to give absolute Wally west a mullet I love you I’m platonically smooching you
me trying not to tweak out when people talk about tim killing a bunch of loa agents when the exploded bases came with an evacuation alert, which is the comic writer telling us he didn’t kill anyone. in comics book, killing is a tell not show.
just because something happens and you’re like “oh yeah someone definitely died there” doesn’t mean they did. if the comic doesn’t say someone died, then they didn’t. tim killing anyone when he blows up the league is never mentioned, so he didn’t kill anyone. if he did kill anyone they’d tell us.
“but it’s not realistic that way!” he’s fighting an assassin who is literally ancient history. it’s a comic book. what made you think they’d consider realism.
just watched a tiktok about how the discowing suit is meant to be blue & black and not blue & dark blue
for everyone disagree with me
his hair, mask, and suit are the same color. black with dark blue shading
black with dark blue shading
black with dark blue shading
you guys are acting like i’m crazy but this is exactly same thing that happened with spider-man. his costume was meant to be red and black but they used dark blue shading so everyone thought it was dark blue.
are you telling me he has blue hair? it’s literally the same color
"Is this just the Blue and Gold dress all over again" - @confusedhummingbird
this is even more humiliating because i still can't see anything but white and gold
Superman & Lois by Shawn McManus.
mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter
Bruce needs to be a little bit desperate and pathetic sometimes sorry. He's at his best when he's on his knees begging or crying like a little bitch
Friendly reminder to all who consume fan made media: if you reblog gifs, gif makers will keep making them. If you reblog fanart, artists will keep drawing. If you leave comments on fanfics, writers will keep writing. As many have pointed out, we’re not Instagram and likes mean nothing :)
i think "superman shouldn't be political!!" is the funniest thing i have ever read actually. do you know who superman is.
we must believe the love is worth the risk of whatever comes after btw
Once a bird always a bird
Hot fandom discourse take but framing dark content as only being acceptable if its a vehicle for exploring personal trauma is just giving ground to the puritan segments of fandom.
Simply liking dark content for its own sake is perfectly fine.
honestly november might be the best time to write about vampires
bruce wayne with greying hair. you agree.