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I wanna take a moment to talk about an awesome, unsung badass: Doug Jones.

Doug Jones. The name doesn’t ring a bell, does it? Probably not. But I’m here to tell you that this bitch is fabulous.

He started out as a mime and a professional contortionist. He got into acting and has acted in over 25 movies and numerous television shows. Still doesn’t ring any bells? Probably because Doug’s gig is characters and crazy ass costumes and shit. 

Here’s a picture of him:

Still not look too familiar? Well, maybe you saw Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer?

Doug Jones.

Or, are you a Buffy fan? Remember the episode “Hush”?

Look familiar now? He’s the one in the front.

Did you like the movie Pan’s Labyrinth?

Doug Jones.

Doug Jones.

Did you like the Hellboy movies?

Doug Jones.

Doug Jones.

Doug Mother Fucking Jones.

Or, hey! Were you born in the 90’s? Remember the movie Hocus Pocus that would play on Disney Channel every halloween? Remember this guy?:

Yup. Doug Jones.

Still not convinced of how badass this guy is? Here’s some awesome for you.

It took him 5 hours to get into the Pale Man costume in Pan’s Labyrinth, and, once in it, he could only just slightly see out of the nose holes, but he was mostly blind.

And the costume for Fauno himself? Well, he could only just barely see out of the nose holes in that one, too. The actual head part was filled with mechanics that made the eyebrows and ears move. And those mechanics were so loud that he couldn’t hear while inside of it, so he had to memorize Ofelia’s lines as well as his own so that he could say them in his head to know when to talk. Oh, and he doesn’t actually speak any Spanish at all, so he was memorizing both his, and someone else’s lines in a language he couldn’t speak.

Doug Mother Fucking Jones.

Werk. 

This is once more relevant since Doug Jones is at it again– he’s gonna be the hot fish man in Del Toro’s The Shape of Water.

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theeinkibus

Because you can never blog Dougie enough. 

His ‘breakout’ was the MacTonight commercials (most of you are probably to young to remember those) as Moonhead 

And c’mon kiddies, don’t you know who is playing the Thin Clown in ‘Batman Returns?’ Great speech, Oswald…

In Del Toro’s Crimson Peak, he played both of the other ghosts.

And like the previously mentioned films, he shot this sequence with limited sight due to the prosthetics. Look at that. 

Face it, you’ve seen him everywhere and probably didn’t realize it. Let’s give it up for The Dougie. 

I think the worst part is Doug Jones like almost never get’s credited with other actors, he’s almost always credited further down as a stunt man or something. In ‘The Shape of Water’ trailers his name isn’t with the other actors even though he’s literally a main character :| He’s not just a dude in a rubber suit! He’s a legit talented actor capable of doing things a lot of other actors can’t do.

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micaxiii

I want Doug Jones to play The Scarecrow, at the very least when he’s in the suit since I feel there are ppl more suitable to play Jonathan Crane.

He is super sweet too I love this man I didn’t personally talk to him but victim did it was v cute

Me & Doug @ Mad Monster Party 2019

He's literally the sweetest human being alive

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I wanna take a moment to talk about an awesome, unsung badass: Doug Jones.

Doug Jones. The name doesn’t ring a bell, does it? Probably not. But I’m here to tell you that this bitch is fabulous.

He started out as a mime and a professional contortionist. He got into acting and has acted in over 25 movies and numerous television shows. Still doesn’t ring any bells? Probably because Doug’s gig is characters and crazy ass costumes and shit. 

Here’s a picture of him:

Still not look too familiar? Well, maybe you saw Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer?

Doug Jones.

Or, are you a Buffy fan? Remember the episode “Hush”?

Look familiar now? He’s the one in the front.

Did you like the movie Pan’s Labyrinth?

Doug Jones.

Doug Jones.

Did you like the Hellboy movies?

Doug Jones.

Doug Jones.

Doug Mother Fucking Jones.

Or, hey! Were you born in the 90’s? Remember the movie Hocus Pocus that would play on Disney Channel every halloween? Remember this guy?:

Yup. Doug Jones.

Still not convinced of how badass this guy is? Here’s some awesome for you.

It took him 5 hours to get into the Pale Man costume in Pan’s Labyrinth, and, once in it, he could only just slightly see out of the nose holes, but he was mostly blind.

And the costume for Fauno himself? Well, he could only just barely see out of the nose holes in that one, too. The actual head part was filled with mechanics that made the eyebrows and ears move. And those mechanics were so loud that he couldn’t hear while inside of it, so he had to memorize Ofelia’s lines as well as his own so that he could say them in his head to know when to talk. Oh, and he doesn’t actually speak any Spanish at all, so he was memorizing both his, and someone else’s lines in a language he couldn’t speak.

Doug Mother Fucking Jones.

Werk. 

This is once more relevant since Doug Jones is at it again– he’s gonna be the hot fish man in Del Toro’s The Shape of Water.

Avatar
theeinkibus

Because you can never blog Dougie enough. 

His ‘breakout’ was the MacTonight commercials (most of you are probably to young to remember those) as Moonhead 

And c’mon kiddies, don’t you know who is playing the Thin Clown in ‘Batman Returns?’ Great speech, Oswald…

In Del Toro’s Crimson Peak, he played both of the other ghosts.

And like the previously mentioned films, he shot this sequence with limited sight due to the prosthetics. Look at that. 

Face it, you’ve seen him everywhere and probably didn’t realize it. Let’s give it up for The Dougie. 

I think the worst part is Doug Jones like almost never get’s credited with other actors, he’s almost always credited further down as a stunt man or something. In ‘The Shape of Water’ trailers his name isn’t with the other actors even though he’s literally a main character :| He’s not just a dude in a rubber suit! He’s a legit talented actor capable of doing things a lot of other actors can’t do.

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micaxiii

I want Doug Jones to play The Scarecrow, at the very least when he’s in the suit since I feel there are ppl more suitable to play Jonathan Crane.

He is super sweet too I love this man I didn't personally talk to him but victim did it was v cute

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Y'all so,,, Freddy moved out a month or two ago and I was so relaxed while he was gone I bought a home spa set and I came home one day and guess who got in my jacuzzi. He's all burnt too so there was skin in it it was so nasty I called the police but he had vanished by the time they arrived and then it was really awkward explaining his antics to the cops >:-(

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Idea, rabb.it is kinda shit especially on our garbage connection, so maybe a pretend you're xyzzy game? It'll be a good time

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A Concern™

Okay so Tumblr seems to have banned all nsfw content (save for art and protest I guess?) because they don't know how to run a website or listen to their community, and while we don't have any actual images or anything I know victim has written Some Stuff. Idk if that's gonna give us problems or anything but we're gonna hold out and stay here until the site crashes and burns entirely.

Sorry for the lack of posts, I've been sick and victim still doesn't have access to the blog, we'll be back with shitposts eventually I promise. Anyway maybe a rabb.it test stream tomorrow?? What time would be best for y'all? It'll probably just be watching some random shit.

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Anonymous asked:

The name of your blog is so fucking valid.

Thanks, dad

(even though it's not accurate bc there's two of us) (how mad would y'all get if we changed it)

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Thanks, Tumblr

As we know, this site is made of graham crackers and dry cement powder. Due to the porn purge of November 2018, mod victims blogs have been deleted for literally no reason and he has no access to this blog. I assume we were only spared because it's a joint account. I may be posting on victims behalf until this all gets figured out.

~ Teeth

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He's kind of an average sized dude so it's a pretty average sized dick, about 5 inches, kinda thin, still good pp.

-this mans is very affectionate if you get on his good side (which isn't a hard thing to do). Like seriously he'll be climbing into your lap constantly he loves you

-if this dude had an etsy page he'd be rich. He loves making jewelry out of bones and things he preserves and honestly it's really good quality, he puts hours into making them with whatever materials he can, sometimes making his own rope from sinew or wild plants

- he looks greasy but his hair is actually v soft like shove ur face into that maybe braid it for him

-sings a lot when alone, he's not very good at it but he tries his best, Drayton us a dick to him about it so he only does it when outside searching for roadkill

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