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Angels and The Fallen

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He wonders if she sleeps with her knife. He wonders if she’s felt the draw of his Song yet…He wonders if her meat will taste as lovely as her lips look.
He wonders when he started thinking about her lips. 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who’s trash for vol Waterline au Zelink raise yo fins

This experimental coloring killed me oh my Lord. Just reblog it and let me cry because I actually did this. Mermen AU kills please save me.

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Link manages to catch himself mid-roll and slips his head just above the waterline. People are clamoring to enter the boat he was just in… The dark woman is frantically screaming something. 
“ZELDA! ZELDA!”

Waterline, a Zelda AU by me and @queakenstein

“Link is a much too curious and carnivorous merman, who stumbles across a drowning girl after witnessing shipwreck. Turns out she won’t go out like that...”

(A mermaid twist to my original AU in progress here. yes AUception.) 

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shittyaus

your otp finding each other annoyingly endearing aka:

  • you’re so stoic or deadpan most of the time but when your get flustered your face lights up red like a beacon and it’s so cute.
  • you’re such a bum getting up late all the time but you always greet me by wrapping your hands around my waist and just get dressed already
  • you have no idea what personal space is and it’s really distracting when your face is two inches away from mine, what if i turn my head and accidentally kiss you
  • your music choice is so bad but your undeniably yet irritatingly cute when you bop your head along
  • you don’t like snuggling or a lot of touching but when you’re asleep you’re a cuddler for better or for worse
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queakenstein

Is it wrong that you mentioned Merlonk's pharyngeal jaws, and I immediately started thinking about how they'd work and shrieking?

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I don’t know that I’ve ever mentioned that? Perhaps Lynxie has? But, OMG, I’ve been thinking like such a square. I’ve been imagining them as shark teeth.That’s so much better. He’d be the worst with that! 

Here’s a thing for your beautiful idea:

She’s braiding her hair and is dutifully ignoring the small shells being tossed at her. When finished with that, she levels her gaze at him and frowns. “Must you be so annoying?”

He shrugs with his head propped up in his palm and grins at her. “I could be something else…”

Zelda narrows her eyes and waits for some flirtation to slip through his lips… except it doesn’t and she wishes it had.

Through his dropped jaw, extends a smaller and just as sharp set of pearly terrors which he snaps at her with a fiendish chuckle. Link closes his mouth, picks up a fish bone, and begins to dig at his teeth. “See?”

Zelda wonders if she’ll have nightmares.

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jangelorum

OMFGHFG MY POOR SCARY LADY IS SCARED

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warm up again aAAAAAAAAA lazy colors and weird thing and I need PS.

Link and Aleph Harkinian (yes a lil’ Hyrulean prince) from my loz AU. Modern setting because cheesy t-shirts Link probably painted on 

how to justify this huh... Have my smol tol brotp that aren’t actually bros but let them be happy for once before Zelda sees them and kills them both. BRO..th. 

I can’t pun tonight fml byeeeeeeeeeeee

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queakenstein

Waterline Pt.10

I did it, Lynxie. >:-D The time is finally here for all the ideas we’ve talked about.

As always, this story was inspired by @thelynxiedoodles and her lovely Blacksmith and (you’re as) Cold As Ice Princess LOZ AU… and her drawings of merlonk. :P

Link is not familiar with fear but he can feel panic reaching into his chest as he senses movement in the water around him. Zelda’s shallow breathing blows across his neck so he pulls her a litle higher up so that he can feel it across his cheek. His eyes catches the ominous vision of a large fin rising from the waves and he suddenly knows what fear is. Force to hold her with a single arm, he banishes his weapon. Link wills it into the form of a sword and bares every single one of his teeth but the sharks continue their circle about them. Too exhausted to Sing, he is forced to await their attack.

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queakenstein

Waterline Pt.9

It’s time for some action. 

As always, this is inspired by the lovely @thelynxiedoodles.

Zelda feels her hands ball into fists but she’s barely registered that she’s attempted to lung at him before her ankle sends a pain shooting up her leg. Instead of punching, she is caught by the wrists as she falls against his chest. She growls. “Is my life some kind of joke to you?”

Link’s eyebrows arch above his head and he seems surprised at her violent reaction. “Easy, easy–”

“I will not!” She wrestles her limb from his strong, webbed hold and slams a fist down onto his shoulder. If the impact hurts, he doesn’t show it. “You are bargaining with my life! I can’t just swim away like you can! This isn’t a game! this isn’t entertainment to me!” Tears are rolling down her cheeks and all of her sickness is coming back ten-fold. “If I don’t get off this island then I’m going to die, Link!” She chokes on a sob and jerks her other hand out of his grasp. “Do you even know what it’s like to fear death?”

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queakenstein

Waterline Pt.8

As always, this is inspired by @thelynxiedoodles who created her own characterizations of Link and Zelda (her AU is called Voice of Legacy or VOL) then slammed me with a Mermaid AU of her AU.

Also, I’m sorry that this isn’t very good. I’m not happy with it but I wanted to get something out while I had the time but I’m probably going to revisit this soon… Also, sorry that it’s so short. I’m just sorry in general.

He’s not happy with her and her feathery meal but her ankle looks really hurt so he bites his lip for the time being. Being the great friend that he is, Link scavenges what firewood he can and brings it back to where Zelda is nursing his weak fire. He’s rather impressed with the fact that he coaxed the few sparks he got into a flame but the blisters on his hand remind him how much effort it took. Link huffs as he watches Zelda pluck and gut her kill.

“What a meager thing.” He grumbles and eyes the bird with an almost offended expression. “I can’t believe you spent all th–”

Zelda cuts him off with a sickened expression. “I’ll die if I eat another fish. I’m sick of the taste..” She casts a glance toward the dead lobster laying next to him but can’t think of what she really feels about it so she returns to preparing her seagull. 

Link snorts, turning onto his back to rest his head on his hands. “Still, can’t believe you let a bird beat you.” He motions toward her ankle with a shift of his head. “How’d you do that anyway?”

She ignores him for the time being since the idea of admitting that she slipped makes her both embarrassed and frustrated. Zelda soon has the bird roasting on the fire and leans back into the sand with a sigh. The day is cooler thanks to the grey sky and she worries if it may rain.

“Did you know that there’s a song that’s supposed to make it rain?” Link glances over at her with a mischievous grin and Zelda suddenly fears for the safety of her little fire.

“I’ve heard rumors that there are some songs that hold magical abilities.” She doesn’t tell him that she knows several of them by heart.

“My people claim to create it.” His green eyes stare, intensely, at the sky and Zelda glares at him as hard as she can. “Want to hear it?”

“No.”

He feels a shell bounce off his chest and laughs at the way she’s trying to kill him with his eyes. “You sure? It’s really easy. “He opens his mouth and is surprised when another shell lands directly into his mouth. Link scowls, spitting the sandy object out, and sits up with a jolt. “Rude!”

“You’re threatening my breakfast and the weather.” Zelda cross her arms and grasps another projectile in her fingers. “You’re being rude.”

“I’m joking.”Link rolls his eyes, lays back down, and closes his green orbs. “Anyway, I think I’ve got a hold on your language now.”

Zelda frowns. “What do y–” She stops. “You’ve been speaking in Hylian the whole time.”

Link smirks. “And here I thought you’d lost your brain out there in the jungle along with your common sense.” He catches the pebble she flings at him and pegs her in the thigh with it. Link watches with fascination as her mind begins to calculate. “I’m thinking we need to change our terms now.”

Zelda doesn’t speak for a moment and rotates her bird about. “As in?”

“As in, I’ve been going further out for food and I’m sure that I saw the crest of an island the other day, and I’m not feeding you out of the goodness of my heart.”

She scowls. “I thought we were friends.”

Link snorts. “We are but what is all of this going to get me but wasted time in the end?” He smirks. “Besides, pretty memories of your face?”

She blushes, furiously, and glares. “Flirting is a bit uncalled for.”

Link chuckles, stretches his tail out, and shifts onto his side. “Actually, nah, I’ve decided that it isn’t. I like seeing you flustered.” His green eyes widen as an idea ignites and the smile that cross his face is almost menacing with how many teeth it shows. “I’ve got an idea…”

Dread sinks into Zelda’s stomach. 

“How about you give me a kiss every morning before I go?” Link speaks, slowly, and enjoys watching the way her face turns several different shades of crimson before landing on a color just shy of a bad sunburn.

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Familiar AU

Lately your familiar has been spying on me and bringing me gifts of affection mostly dead things , I love the attention and all but you could just come and talk to me yourself

@queakenstein IM CRYING XDDD CONFUSED MERLONK

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queakenstein

HAHA. He just drags a Giant Squid on the beach and is like, “i dunno if you need it but I have this for you????”

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jangelorum

CUe THE FACEPALM "How DOES ONE COOK THIS????"

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I JUST REALLY MISSED MY TABLET 

SO HAVE A MERMAN LINK

I’ll do while i try to design his spear ok im just laughing evilly bc i could finally color this bastard GOSH

My tumblr isnt working for some reason so for the original AU go to #voice of legacy in my blog. @queakenstein tag #queaky writes has the chapters she’s written about this hungryidiot and the Hylian princess that survived a shipwreck with unconventional methods. 

Go see for yourself wink wonk

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