Angels and The Fallen

Fun fact: This scene is from an art project called Shrek Retold, in which the movie Shrek was re-created, scene by scene, by over 200 artists of all varying levels of talent, and it’s freely available on youtube.

Have fun wasting 1,5 hours of your life.

I lost it at Shang “paid”

I started crying

I didn't know i wanted this really bad

i am simultaneously furious and impressed

This right here, ladies and gentlemen, just might be the best beauty-and-beast-story ever.

Because any little girl (or boy for that matter) should grow up knowing that you could be a giant green ogre, and you’d still be bloody gorgeous to the ones that matter.  And not in the “oh, I can overlook your flaws” -kind of way. But in the “those aren’t flaws, they are beauty spots!”-kind of way.

Rant finished.

the donkey fucked a dragon

The two sides of tumblr

Some…

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

@littleblackchat

LMAO my friends and I were literally just singing this in the car like 30 minutes ago hahahaha so perfect

This right here, ladies and gentlemen, just might be the best beauty-and-beast-story ever.

Because any little girl (or boy for that matter) should grow up knowing that you could be a giant green ogre, and you’d still be bloody gorgeous to the ones that matter.  And not in the “oh, I can overlook your flaws” -kind of way. But in the “those aren’t flaws, they are beauty spots!”-kind of way.

Rant finished.

the donkey fucked a dragon

ITS TAKEN ME 14 YEARS  BUT I’VE JUST REALISED LORD FARQUAAD WAS A PLAY ON WORDS AND THAT HE IS ACTUALLY LORD FUCKWAD

WHAT THE HELL DREAMWORKS

That whole entire series of movies was full of adult references that all of us are only realizing now because we aren’t 8 anymore.

This changes everything

someone in english wrote a story about how donkey had to shoot shrek in the zombie apocalypse because a zombified farquaad bit him and shreks last words were ‘use more than one bullet. remember……” shrek shed a tear and smiled “ogres have layers”