Angels and The Fallen

People who fluently speak both spanish and english must get really annoyed at intercoms telling them everything twice.

…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room

me casting evil spirits out of me home

“ get the fuck you you fucking pieces of shit I did not ask for you * waves incense* this smells so good get the fuck out”

i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”

hashtag animashun

the Christian Memes facebook page has gone too far

Sometimes cats can’t be explained.

The very best kind of plot twist.

Life and Death by Nell Fallcard

OH MY HEART

“I’m not ready for kids” LOL

when you’re small

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