Angels and The Fallen

GD Mechano + Idea + Don’t weep for me + AU in which Alphonse dies

Video game man: This is my strong female video game character, her name is Sexy Boob. She wears a thong, but the twist is that she has to wear the thong. If she takes the thong off she will die. So as you can see, it is not at all for the benefit of the male viewers because the thong is very important to the story and I am going to jack off now thank you for all the money

Get it? Because they are orange and blue? Huh? HUH?