Angels and The Fallen

im laughing b/c after marinette and adrien find out each other’s identities they would be running off together ALL THE TIME and nobody would have any idea what they’re doing like they’re just eating lunch with alya and nino or whatever and suddenly there’s an akuma attack

and marinette’s like  “sorry guys, something just came up…i gotta go do A THING”

and adrien’s like “yes, marinette, let me join you and help you with THE THING” and so they both just run off to do THE THING

and alya just looks at nino like “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”

Imma smooch the brain out of you, gurl.

Link, for all your puns, you got too literal now. This is why u dont fall for the mers of the great sea, dear Princess.

Thanks to @judithestelle for the challenge and @queakenstein for writing an actual story for these idiots.

Original AU /// Merman AU

OH MY GOD

what do ya mean this isn’t how humans do it?