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Polly is bored one day and comes across a party murder mystery game.

The boys are interested but complain that it just isn't authentic enough. Nightmare overhears this and goes "Game on bitches."

Next day, the gang wake up trapped in a haunted castle, with watches strapped to their wrists counting down ominously and a single note that says "You wanted authentic? Solve the mystery and try not to get dusted.... Dinner at 10, if you live.

Love,

Noot."

Who is into it? Who is crying to go home? Can they actually pull it off??

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Oh my GOD...

Cross is putting on a brave face but the Boss KNOWS... Soon as they enter one room it's ENTIRELY COW THEMED and he's perishing on the spot goodbye world!

Horror isn't bothered. He does get mad when the kitchen has fake food in it. BOSS you ASS.

Dust has his own ghosts, nice try. He's focused on keeping Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb on task.

Tweedle Dumb (Killer) is laughing at everything. Every scare that's suppose to make them jump, or dangerous trap that actually hurt Cross (Polly healed him). He's cackling. His gunk tears are flowing more but he's totally not rattled.

Tweedle Dee (Polly) is TRYING to stay on task, but has the survival instinct of a golf ball. Has to be pulled from so many dangerous traps and near demises.

None of these idiots make it by the allotted time. Nightmare is disappointed. But really what should he expect?

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Skele and S/O are going on one of their first dates... to the supermarket! S/O wants to cook dinner with/for Skele instead of going out to eat.

How does the shopping go? Who is militant about it, who is playful? Does anyone convince SO to participate in cart races?

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Macaw- At some point he's ended up in the cart, slowly buried alive by produce and boxed foods. He uses magic to grab the biggest bottle of ketchup. He accidentally startles the cashier when he sits up.

Lupo- He's a bit strict on getting healthier foods, but otherwise it's a pleasant, sweet domestic trip!

Falcon- Dumbly standing there, scratching his skull, staring at a grocery list before looking at S/O like 'the hell is dis item??'. Gets lost from S/O and is now a scary looking skeleton in the frozen pizza aisle, sweating bullets and looking for his mate. Once reunited he keeps a hand in theirs. For no reason. Yep.

Jackal- Oh he knows the exact route he is going to take... Though if S/O looks a little too longingly at /anything/, into the cart it goes. He denies any suspicious activity.

Jay- Like Lupo he's really strict about diet, and refuses to get anything chocolate... Though... Could you grab that jay of honey for him? The orange blossom? Thanks... Otherwise rather peaceful trip.

Fox- He's clinging to the cart the whole time. Might need a moment here and there to breathe and calm himself, but he's doing well! He's okay so long as his S/O is there. DOES try to buy 10 jars of honey. Don't let him.

Crow- Not so strict on diet, but tries to stick to healthier things. He also is the one to try and get a cart race started. He loves a good competition! Winner gets a kiss!

Hound - He's lying on the bottom ledge thingy of the shopping cart. Yeah he can't fit. Yeah he's giggling stupidly the whole way. Also check the cart- pretty sure those five bottles of steak sauce weren't there before.

Vulture- Grocery stores are the bane of his entire existence. You're making him PAY? For FOOD? Fuckin'... but for S/O he behaves. Uh, S/O should check to make sure he's not trying to smuggle anything out though.

Hyena- While he agrees with Vulture, he LOVES the bonding time! He also has fun unnerving people. Serves them right for staring, they don't *get it*... Though any kids who look at him with awe and joy will make him weak.

Robin- TRAP HIM IN THE CHILD'S SEAT *PLEASE* ... Canonically though he's going to steal and kill.

Dingo- Don't let him near the chocolate syrup aisle. He WILL just start guzzling as much as he can while security and anyone else brave enough tries to stop him.

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Ok, so Skele walks into Crush's house to pick them up for another outing. (perhaps Skele is going to pluck up the courage to confess this time?? Who knows.) But Crush is still getting ready. Skele is instructed to wait on the couch. Some time goes by and suddenly Skele hears a plea for help coming from the bathroom!

Skele of course answers the call. Crush has fallen in the shower and is unable to get up.... or cover themselves. How do the boys react to their crush laying helpless and oh so very naked in the shower?

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Macaw- Rushes in without thinking, and freezes soon as his eyelights land on her. He turns deep dark blue in the face. Crush has to alert him to the fact they need help, and he uses gravity magic to help them out and into their room, no longer looking anywhere near them.

Lupo- His Crush's health is more of a concern! Are you alright?? Is anything broken!? He wants to do a full look over... forgetting the state of dress Crush is in.

Falcon- Shit Crush are you alri-- Oh... *hot damn*... Uh wait no can't get up?? Uh fuck okay lemme just-- He scoops them up easy, flustered but grinning as he helps them to their bed.

Jackal- He's seen plenty of naked bodies- though Crush's is far superior- but he also is an utter gentleman about it. Helping you up and getting you dried and checked over. Now, when he finds nothing hurt other than your pride...~

Jay- Stars Crush Are You Okay-- HEAVENS YOUR NAKED!! Oh Right Shower BUT STILL!!! He blindly grabs a towel and barely manages to get the water turned off before tossing the towel on you. Crush would have to alert him to the 'unable to get up' before he helps them further.

Fox- Hood pulled over his face as he's flustered but also crying because he's seen the statistics humans die a lot in the shower!! Should he call for medics? Police?? THE GOVERNER???? HELP!

Crow- Right away shortcuts into the bathroom and sees them, and frets! Water= off, towel=fluffiest and wrapped around his precious Crush, Crush= on their bed in seconds with Crow checking their legs for injuries. Then gently rubbing any soreness out once none are found.

Hound- Pops in, sees Crush there. "Fallin' for me already?" Then helps them while laughing.

Vulture- Stares, but manages to pick his Crush up and carry you to the bed. Stares more. Right, check for injuries. He gets there, he just short circuits between tasks.

Hyena- Very easily scoops Crush up and feels along their legs for Injury. He's really good at finding anything wrong! Though his face is weirdly pressed to the crook of their neck for the whole thing. He's also suuuper warm.

Robin- Points and laughs. After he's had his fill, he uses gravity magic to lift Crush up and set them on their feet.

Dingo- Doesn't seem to care that Crush is naked. He scoops them up and holds them tight. His Crush. Crush injured? No? Okay good... Maybe... tiny nibble of Crush.

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S/O was going through an antique shop and scores this very cool (but obviously very cursed) music box. They buy it as a gift for Skele, but as soon as they get home poor S/O passes out.

When they wake, Skele is hovering over above them. But... that is odd. Skele is always big, but not this big. And... why this urge to eat nothing but candy, play on the monkey bars and watch cartoons? And why are they swimming in their clothes?

Oh. Cause they are now an 8-9 year old child.

Yup, that music box was completely cursed! But good news, the effects will wear off in a few days.

How do the boys react?

Bonus... what if Polly was turned as well?

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The curse being what it was surprised me so much i didn't even notice POLLY there XD

Macaw- WELL, S/O is about to learn how badly Macaw is with kids. Huh, maybe this is why Smoothie (his frisk) barely hangs out with him? He's awkward and has no idea what to do, even though it's /just/ his S/O who's a kid now.

Lupo- OH!! Oh dear! Well, he's glad he kept some of his old babybones clothes! He helps get them dressed and does very nicely over the next few days caring for them!

Falcon- Oh shit. Well, he raised Jackal. This can't be much harder, right? He does take many a picture to tease S/O with later, heheheh.

Jackal- A perfect chance to prove how amazing a father he can be! Granted S/O now has a very strict schedule to adhere to. But he is a patient and just skele.

Jay- He's worse than Macaw. He's got not a clue what to do. He ends up buying *DIAPERS* at one point! For a 9 year old!!!

Fox- Having helped deal with Sass (his Chara) he's prepared. Though he's a pushover when it comes to sweets. Sure, he supposed ONE more slice of cake is okay...

Crow- Coos and fawns before easily finding some new clothes for them! He'll make them food and keep an eye one them! Buuut S/O might find themself being dressed up a lot.

Hound- Well... he's grabbing the camera. He'll take care of S/O but like the cool uncle babysitter and not.. a proper responsible adult.

Vulture- UUUUUHHHH??? CHILD??? IN HIS HOUSE??? Oh. It's S/O. He knew you were tiny compared to him but not THIS tiny. He gets his brother to help.

Hyena- Oh my STARS!! SO SMALL!!! He's carrying S/O everywhere and guarding them jealously.

Robin- No. He's leaving for as many days as it takes to get you back to normal. Dingo's in charge. Soemthing about human children makes his LV spike and boil. Even though his AU's human was a young adult... Oh right, Shattered has them go after Frisks and Charas in other aus.

Dingo - Not bothered one bit. Just means he gets to be a bit more silly with you. Acting like you're a pup he's caring for. Though if you go on a sugar rush, he will flop an arm on you like a big lazy dog stopping a kitten.

EDIT I FORGOT POLLY

Polly- you thought adult Polly was a handful? HAH... HahahahHAHA... Their boys are about to learn how much chaotic energy 9 year old Polly had...

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So Skele and Crush haven't seen much of each other since the overnight trip. But as luck would have it, today the two of them were able to meet up and (maybe through a bit of will power from each party), everything seems completely normal between them. Almost like the trip never happened?

Well! Skele drops Crush off at their house and Crush invites Skele inside. Crush excuses themself to use the restroom and to change and Skele is left alone to entertain himself for a few moments. Skele goes exploring a bit and sees something that looks familiar? Why yes! It is an article of clothing Skele had been missing for awhile now!.... Since the trip, in fact. Why does Crush have it? If Skele were to smell it, the piece of cloth has Crush's scent all over it.

Almost like Crush had been holding it close for awhile now....

What does Skele do with this new information?

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Macaw- It was pure chance that he found it. He just, noticed something that looked familiar and grabbed it. Why does Crush have it?? He stands there pondering for too long, and Crush walks out to see him with it! He blushes and flusters, but the two will talk things out.

Lupo- Nyeh? Why is one of his shirts here? He waits till Crush is back and asks, assuming laundry just got mixed. It's up to Crush to either confess or go with the laundry mix up bit!

Falcon- Oh, that's fuckin /cute/. He doesn't say anything, but he does get more of his scent on it, and puts it back in it's hiding place perfectly. Crush might notice a smug smile on his face the rest of the day.

Jackal- He knew right away something was missing from his organized luggage. He finds it, and then sits and waits for Crush to walk out. A sly grin on, one leg crossed over the other. Claws toying with the shirt his little thief stole. He then offers to give his crush a more... personal something to hold.

Jay- That's where his tank top went! Oh... It... smells a lot like his Crush... He sneakily steals it back. But Crush might find a random tank top or spare sweats of Jay's suddenly in their house.

Fox- Dumbly asks "Hey where'd you find this?? I was lookin' all over for it :D" Up to Crush to either push forward or play along.

Crow- Kinda the same as Jay. He steals it back, but over the next few visits always seems to have a spare /something/ they could borrow. Heavily scent marked prior to the visit.

Hound- He's standing there with the item in his hand, and grinning. Oooooh, he caught you, Crush~ He'll dangle it over your head, wondering out loud how it could *possibly* have ended up here~

Vulture- Huh, he thought he forgot to repack that. Or just, forgot it in general? Eh. He takes a sniff and rumbles as he smells his Crush's scent on it. Nope, it's coming home with him. He hides it and acts casual. Though does attempt many a sneaky scenting of said Crush.

Hyena- What smells like him in this house?? Wait, is that?? Why it's one of his shirts! How did that get here? Oh! Oh it smells really, REALLY tasty... Crush will find him with his nose buried in the garment. An awkward staredown happens.

Robin- You dare steal from him!? At first he's mad, but... then realizes, you just miss the scent of your future mate, Yes, of course! He hides it again, but then Crush will find a new blanket on their bed. Smells a lot like Robin...

Dingo- Finds it easily, one of his torn tank tops. Just like the one he's wearing... he's standing outside the bathroom door when Crush opens it. He's holding the tank that smells like crush in one hand. The one he WAS wearing in the other. "Trade?"

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Let's keep the Trope Train going!!! (this time, let's go more anime style though. hehe)

Skele has not seen crush in a few days and is starting to get a little worried. A check at their home reveals that Crush is very sick with the flu. Crush invites Skele in, but it is very apparent that Crush is very loopy. So loopy, in fact, that if Skele tucks them back into bed, they will catch Skele's hand and ask that he stay with them.

What do the boys do??

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Macaw- He's already fussing as is! He doesn't know how to care for a sick human! He probably is trying to call his brother while he wrangles Crush to bed, and when they take his hand and asks him to stay?? His eyelights get big, and he lets out a tiny "Y-yeah..." Before realizing his brother had answered the call and was snickering on the other end, making Macaw blush bright!

Lupo- Oh he knows how to handle this! Bundling them up and rambling on about the importance of caring for yourself, setting them in bed and declaring he's going to go make them soup- only to be stopped by his Crush, and asked to stay. He's then torn, wanting to make them some nice soup and grab them water... But... He finds he can't leave them and instead curls up in bed with them. He'll keep them company!

Falcon- Shake gets sick a lot too, he sorta knows how to handle this. Sit on the couch- no no, STAY. He grumbles a bit and makes a basic canned soup and grabs a large glass of water. No, you're gonna eat and -- oh Stars don't be more sick! Okay okay, to bed for you! He cleans up the Crush, gets them into bed, and when asked... Ugh, he can't resist. He doesn't even answer. Just picks them up and lays down , letting them rest against his soft form.

Jackal- Is the one caring for Shake when they're sick, so he's got a better handle on things. Hell he easily carries his crush while getting them water, medicine, and some saltines. When he settles them for bed, and they ask- he scoffs. He hasn't left yet, why would he *now*? But it's a gentle teasing, and he stays until they're 100% better.

Jay- Zero clue how to help a human who's sick. Uuuuhh, water right?? And medicine? Green magic?? No, wring kind of healing for this. He's running around like a mad lad while Crush putters after. It's not till they manage to stop him in his tracks that he realizes they should be laying down! He doesn't know how to respond to the plea though. He's... he's got work... but... He ends up texting the Stars and asking for a few days 'off'. Expect Ink to pop in at some point forgetting and scaring the daylights out of Jay.

Fox- Oh wait, he knows this feeling. Yeah ok time to get you into bed. He makes a nice, cozy blanket pile and pulls a few plush toys from his inventory- yes he carries them around and yes they help with his anxieties- He pulls the Crush into bed and makes them all cozy. When asked he sputters and gets flustered, but smiles and nods. He'll stay for you.

Crow- Few days? Nah man *one*. He's paranoid and always expecting what he loves to be taken from him. He's got you well cared for and pampered, and when you ask that he doesn't leave? He promises upon his SOUL to stay and help you get better. Boy crushes *hard*.

Hound- At first he thinks Crush had a biscuit- or the human equivalent of one. Maybe heat? No, humans don't get those.. Oh fuck, they're *sick*. He starts hounding (hehe) them to eat a little something, drink, take meds. Then gets them to bed. When asked, he whines and tells them they can't pull that with him! That's so meeeaaan darlin', using that cute face to get what you want! But yes, he'll stay~

Vulture- Sick? Oh no, oh no oh no. He worries, mumbling to himself as he bustles around crush's apartment/home. Gotta get you fed, can't let you starve. He'll need help snapping out of it. He'll get them to bed and pull them close, snuggling. The question isn't even necessary.

Hyena- Almost starts an anxiety spiral like Vulture, but he at least stops himself from making a buffet that his Crush won't be able to stomach right now. Some light broth, lots of water. Medicine. He gets them to bed, and almost misses the question. Sugar, you're about two steps away from getting kidnapped, his soul fluttered so hard at that question. But he steadies himself and smiles, agreeing because he knows you're sick. Once healthy though he might see about relocating you... maybe...

Robin- PET WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? Ugh, right. *SICK*. Humans suffer such weaknesses. He gets Dingo to care for his 'Crush', he's better at that. Though asking him to stay? Oh that has him puffing up, and purring that yes, of COURSE he can. Get anything nasty on him though and he's gone.

Dingo- He's there the moment he gets no response. Either the first day or next. Robin took care of him whenever he was sick, so he knows what to do. Crooning and carrying Crush around, heating a can of soup, grabbing water and meds. He makes you eat slowly, no exceptions. Once done you *are* getting washed and into something comfy, and he'll make a large nest on the bed before curling up with you. Asking him to stay will get that false tail wagging. Pretty... he's never left.

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Hmmm... you know what time it is?? Time to break some of that ~good~ trope.

Skele and Crush are heading out on an overnight trip far out of the city. Hotel is booked! Dinner reservations are made! Tickets purchased and bags are packed! Everything looks great until they check into the hotel and find out that the hotel double booked the rooms! Skele and Crush now have to share a room... With only one bed!!!

(so original! Wow! Very creative! Behold the writing power of Kert!)

Can I get a react from all the boys?

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Oh fffuck yeah ONE BED TROPE LETS G O O O O O

Macaw- Oh no is his crush going to think it's on purpose?? He didn't!! He had no idea!! It'd be up to his crush to suggest sharing. Repeatedly. But once in the bed and asleep, he's snuggled right up~

Lupo- Oh dear!! Well, ever the gentleman, he will offer the bed to his crush first! though his crush need only to suggest sharing once before he's totally with the idea! This might actually lead to a confession, snuggled together and shyly holding eachother~

Falcon- WHADDYA MEAN-- No no, don't go scarin' off the crush. He sighs and is grumpy, but is the one to suggest sharing. It's not till he's passed out, back to back, that he rolls over and pulls his crush into a bear hug. Comforted by their scent and warmth~

Jackal- You think he wouldn't have planned this from the start? Granted even in the rare instance it was a surprise, he wouldn't be bothered. Just, pushes his plans ahead. He acts shocked, maybe even lightly threatens to talk with management about better book keeping... but lets it slide. Once in the room he plays the gentleman, offering to take the floor or chair. But oh, if his crush is comfortable with it, he doesn't mind sharing~

Jay- While he is a proper raised monster, his first suggestion would be to share. Then he'd fluster and make sure his crush WANTED to first! They're barely in bed before he's trying to snuggle.

Fox- Looks at the one bed, looks at the floor. Takes a pillow and curls up on the floor. His Crush would have to drag him onto the bed, he's so stubborn! Thankfully he's at max 40lbs so... L I F T the Fox! He'll snuggle late into the night when he's calmed down~

Crow- "Sorry there's only one be-" "WECANSHARE!!" Some small shame, mostly over his volume. But he's looking at his crush with warm and happy eyelights, hoping they're okay with it. There's so much yearning in this skeleton.

Hound- Just wanders over and plops down on the bed. Leaving an obvious amount of room for his crush. If they try to take the floor he'll tease before verbally offering to share.

Vulture- He's a BIG BOY and he's not sure they can share...But if his crush suggests it, he'll try anyway~

Hyena- Similar problem, but too tall. He's sooo tall! Still, he'd shyly ask to share with his crush. He wants to hold them...

Robin- Bed is his. Entirely his. Fuck you.

Dingo- Tears everything off the bed and makes a nest on the floor. Better. Drags his crush into it and sleeps with them there, safely tucked in his arms.

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I'm in a snuggly mood. What is your boys' favorite way to cuddle/snuggle position.

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Macaw- He likes being used like a pillow. He is soft and warm, and it lets him pet his mate's head.

Lupo- Big spoon, with his mate cocooned in blankets for maximum comfort.

Falcon- His mate pulled to his side, hand on their hip. In bed he loves snuggling face to face so he can see his Mate and if they're happy/relaxed or not. And so they can see just how soft they make him, their teddy bear of a skeleton~

Jackal- He likes having his mate on his lap. Yes he knows this is a business meeting. Yes he's aware he's getting looks. His mate is perfect and comfortable he is not going to disturb them. In bed he likes being the big spoon, with his hands over his mate's chest- because soul location.

Jay- He likes to snuggle up behind his mate. Arms wrapped around them securely and nuzzling into the crook of their neck.

Fox- He loves being the little spoon. But also likes just, laying down with some distance and simply holding hands, when he's a bit too overwhelmed.

Crow-ANY. Big spoon? He'll try! Little spoon? Yes he'll be a teddy bear. He loves to snuggle, feel warm and loved. It'll be on his mate to instigate it at first till he's over being flustered, but eventually they might just find themself sitting somewhere then suddenly a skeleton slipping under their arm, demanding snuggles.

Hound- He'll flop onto his mate and want headpats. He'll wander up behind and wrap them in his arms, resting his chin on their head and purring. Pull them over to snuggle with him on the couch.

Vulture- He likes to be a pillow, or if his mate is small enough, a bed. Sometimes when he's in a mood though he curls around them protectively and does his deep rumble purr. His mate, safe mate~

Hyena- Also likes cocooning his mate in fluffy warm blankets! Then snuggling them in a tight hug. Then all the skelly kisses! Nyeeheehee!

Robin- With his mate sandwiched between him and his brother. Less chance of escape.

Dingo- Same as Robin, but also will hold them like a stuffed toy and carry them around during the day. A raspy, deep, happy purr rumbling from him.

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-sees cheating on reactions.- Hmmmm.

What if S/O was innocent? Skelly finds out that S/O was talking and hanging out with a very close cousin/childhood friend. Nothing untoward actually happened, and S/O had been very excited to introduce this person to their mate.

All the boys please.

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Macaw- Oh! Well, he still thinks it was a little weird. He's awkward now and really just wants to teleport away.

Lupo- Oh! How very kind of you, S/O! He immediately relaxes.

Falcon- Yeah huh, okay. Say what's this cousin/friend's name? Full name? No reason. Just gonna... look stuff up later.

Jackal- Pleasure to meet you, new person. Now, if you excuse him, he's got some... friends to talk to. Eyes to alert.

Jay- Ooooh a new friend??? Someone he can show off his Magnificence to!

Fox- Ah, okay! He's... oh god oh no it's worse now he's in a SOCIAL SITUATION--

Crow- Okay forgiven but now he wants to know s/o's favorite everythings and some fun secrets~

Hound- Cool cool. He keeps an eye on said friend/cousin. Just in case.

Vulture- Oh... you... want people to meet him? All previous concerns forgotten, he's now bashful about being introduced.

Hyena- Ooooh of course! How could he be so silly- his Greatness should be shared!

Robin and Dingo- ER... UHM... What friend/family....

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