Was bout to say I'm pretty sure the only sub here is crow-

Macaw- prefers hot dogs

Lupo- Too messy for him, but he likes a good club sandwich now and then

Falcon- Jersey Mikes Style pile that fucker HIGH and oil and vinegar that shit

Jackal- Would rather eat anything else, sandwiches feel very not fancy to him

Jay- What is Food (has to be forced to sit and eat most the time)

Fox- Likes PB and honey sandwiches!

Crow- Is fine with anything, really. Prefers less mess usually though.

Hound- Brisket sandwich with all the bbq sauce

Vulture and Hyena and Dingo will eat anything.... Dingo sometimes even if it's not food....

Robin- Anything, but tears into it like a wild animal

Two more done, posting them together just because

Pheasant- Depends what it is. Most likely he'd catch them right away and offer the food/money. Or look away like he's not aware.

Shepherd- He's catch them and scold them all the while loading up his truck with food, water, the thief, and asking where they live.

Rooster- He won't care unless it's one of his pigs. He'd come out with his shotgun ready to scare the shit out of the thief.

Mastiff- Really gonna try to steal from the sheriff?

Quail- He's kinda easy to distract so just flirt a little and while he's distracted just -yoink-!

Collie- He's too used to bandits while working the cattle herd so he's ready to pull a pistol out on anyone trying to steal from him.

Hawk- He's highly defensive already, and while he will puff up and act tough and yes its an act, when provoked with thoughts of what little he has left being taken from him he will lash out rather feral like.

Coyote- A lot like Collie, but won't give a warning. The thief will hear the click of the safety before they notice him there.

Buzz- Do Not. Steal Food. From Him. Flowers? Sure. Money? He doesn't care, take it. But do not take food.

Bea- Calmer than his brother and while firm and harsh, he won't hurt the thief. He'd keep them hogtied and wait for Mastiff to show up and take them back to town.

And for the 4 of my choosing!

Dingo- Steals the Thief.

Ibis- Death Touch! 😎

Jay- Catches thief and forces them to deal with him ranting for 12 hours straight about integrity and justice.

Nix- 'I Also steal the Thief 😏'

So excluding phones and money/wallets, as all of them carry those-

Macaw- A multitool for working on phones/laptops, and his old work ID from when he worked with his father at the Lab.

Lupo- Also a multitool, but more industrial? Like for less delicate work. And some monster candies.

Falcon- His brass knuckles as those are NOT a summoned weapon, and a cigar for when he needs to look as mafia as possible.

Jackal- Lint roller, and a flask for when the day is particularly annoying.

Jay- Hand cuffs given to him by Ink that can hold even the most bara berserk horror Sans, and a Star Sans badge.

Fox- His favorite bee plush toy from his stripes years, and a picture of him and his bro as kids.

Crow- Small sewing kit and a small first aid kit. A third is snacks for Chamomile.

Hound- Old Lab ID and his dog biscuits.

Vulture- Jerky and a photo of Water with a note on the back so he never forgets.

Hyena- Crossbow+bolts, and a scrap of his old scarf.

Robin- Old vial of DT and one of Dingo's plush toys from his babybones days.

Dingo- Any spare food he can find, and a stolen device allowing him to jump AUs. His muzzle also goes here when he's not wearing it.

I could see it happening if he got stuck in the antivoid, yeah. But he'd probably be more like Error in the 'destroy everything'

Except it'd be 'destroy everything FELL'

Good morning have some Swaps!

Jay is in his current outfit- his armor is confiscated as he goes thru Character Development~✨

Macaw- Porygon

Lupo- Blaziken

Falcon- Talonflame

Jackal- Houndoom

Jay- Farfetch'd

Fox- Zorua (Hisuian)

Crow- Corvisquire

Hound- Scrafty

Vulture- Mandibuzz

Hyena- Mightyena

Robin- Impidimp

Dingo- Toxtricity (Low Key)

Polly- Eevee

Macaw- What the fu-

Lupo- MY FUCKING HOUSE?!

Falcon and Jackal- Hella impressed. Like, how tf did someone manage to egg the top of a skyscraper?? Or TP it??

Jay- Doesn't even fucking notice

Fox: Wonders what he did to deserve it q_q

Crow- He has a basic apartment and really he'd be confused, impressed, and a bit miffed.

Hound- Might sniff about and track down who did it to egg their house back.

Vulture and Hyena- PISSED at the wasted egg, but also it depends. Their Snowdin home? Whole ass manhunt for who wasted food. Nightmare's Castle?? Blame Killer and tell Nightmare.

Robin- Who the fuck is alive to egg his little shack!?

Dingo- Ooo free eg. Omnom

Macaw- 15%

Lupo-80%

Falcon-100%

Jackal-150%

Jay-50% (5% once you know him)

Fox-75%

Crow-60%

Hound-40%

Vulture-0% (On Sight)

Hyena-12%(On Sight)

Robin- -20%

Dingo-1000000% (Pubby)

Macaw- Blushes and pulls his hood up to hide his blush and big fuzzy eyelights.

Lupo- Stars in his sockets and boops back <3

Falcon- Also big eyelights, gives a deep rumble of a purr and grins.

Jackal- Admittedly flustered at first, then boops back and declares himself the winner.

Jay- 'M-MWEH!?' baffled, blushing from the unforeseen 'attack'.

Fox- Tiny yip and pulls his hood up, then cinches it shut to hide more.

Crow- Blushes and hides in his scarf, his scarf ends fluttering as he quietly 'mwehahah's.

Hound- *licks* >:3

Vulture- Pretends to snap at the finger and grins.

Hyena- 'OOP! Found My Off Button!' Then fucking collapses. He's fine just a goof.

Robin- Actually Bites.

Dingo- '????' Flops over and looks up, wagging his tail.

Macaw- Handles it pretty well, not keen on it but gets it over with.

Lupo- Has to be told SIR, you CANNOT get multiple checkups a week. You are FINE your teeth are the strongest *please*.

Falcon- He'll go, but he's going to be tensed and sweating and staring forward the entire time. Jackal- Tries to flirt with the staff but otherwise it's not a big deal, though he freaks if he DOES have a cavity. He's SO CAREFUL THOUGH *HOW*-

Jay- His teeth are FIIINEEE he doesn't need a checkup DREAM NO HE'S NOT GOING-

Fox- very tense, shaking like a leaf, but he does well and he's such a beloved boy he gets all the dentists feeling sorry for him even over simple cleanings.

Crow- Unbothered. He's in then out, he deals with worse considering his socket every morning.

Hound- It could be a basic cleaning and yet he's gotta be dragged into the dentist. He's whimpering and shaking and watching everyone with suspicion. His silver fang is pretty sensitive after all.

Vulture- What dentist. (Knows Hyena can and will drag him to one with Nightmare's help, is sweating.)

Hyena- Loves pushing his luck and trying to bite the dentist. Has to be laughing gassed.

Robin- The Fuck Is A Dentist

Dingo- Should see one, will be a lot like Hound in whining and whimpering but also like Fox where he gets petpats and called a good boy.

Macaw, Fox- STILL NOT READY HHEEEELLP

Jay- Trying hard to protect Star 'Why Are You All Bullies? >:C'

Falcon- Messing with Punch

Jackal, Lupo- Once again, building and buying. But also berating their brothers' bitties for being lazy

Crow- Helping Button with cloths and a little model house. Not as good at it as Lupo but he's trying

Hound- He gon pick on button big time

Vulture- This snack keeps tryina bite back. Like an evil Goldfish Cracker

Hyena- Stops Vulture from eating Hatchet

Robin- Knife fighting with Spite

Dingo- Hhhhmmmm Eat? Eat small things? No eat?? :C

Polly- More hoarding

Macaw, Fox- Not Ready for the responsibility someone help them

Jay- Immediately a recreation of Gulliver's Travels

Lupo, Jackal- Building and buying everything the bitties want/need

Falcon- Being bossed around by Diva AND Jackal to help

Crow- trying to find where his brother's bratty bitty went

Hound- Knows Exactly where Tramp is and is helping cause chaos

Vulture, Dingo- Food? 👀

Robin- Trying to teach his brother's bitty to be evil

Hyena- Helping Traps set traps

--- EXTRAS ---

Polly- HOARD THE BITTIES

Ber- Can't touch any but his sibling's bitty and his own, makes sure they're comfy

Chimera- Ooooooo snacks~!

Dal- BROTHER HELP

Bea- Well these are some weird rats. Oh, little thems?? NVM keeping socute!

Main 12, the Kids, and Polly

CLASSIC

Macaw- tags macaw!sans, info ref Lupo- tags lupo!papyrus (NEW) refs

FELL

Falcon- falcon!sans, info ref Jackal- jackal!papyrus (heights are actually 6'5" and 7'6" now) (NEW) refs

SWAP

Jay- jay!sans, info ref Fox- fox!papyrus, more info, story (NEW) refs

SWAPFELL

Crow- crow!sans, info ref Hound- hound!papyrus, more info, story (NEW) refs

HORROR

Vulture- vulture!sans, info, story Hyena- hyena!papyrus, ref (Heights are actually 7ft and 9ft now) (NEW) refs

FELLSWAP

Robin- robin!sans, info ref Dingo- dingo!papyrus info (NEW) refs

FRISKS & CHARAS

Smoothie- smoothie!frisk Shake- shake!frisk Sassprilla- sass!chara Chamomile- cham!chara

ref and ref

UNDERTALE OC

Polly- jan oc polly, ref fic (they are 5'8")

Macaw- All for it! Hell he'd help them set up their own social medias if they're serious about it. He's not too bad with a camera either. Super show offy ones might make him fluster though.

Lupo- Has the cash and the building know how. Hell he BUILT his battle body after all! He's just a touch rusty but is soon a big help with crazier costumes.

Falcon- Supports with money and security. He also doesn't mind if they model for him.

Jackal- Also money and security, and also his tailors. He will help them win EVERY contest they enter!

Jay- Tries to get them to dress in costumes he likes. Is a bit picky and bossy about it.

Fox- he's great at patchwork! And finding patterns online!

Crow- He WILL sew whatever they need just name it he can make Hound find the pattern and he will love helping.

Hound- He can find the patterns and will love making Crow help with sewing lol. But! Need a gadget made? He's your guy.

Vulture- Doesn't understand and the bright colors are a Bit Much but if it makes them happy.

Hyena- Wants to dress up too! Are there any scary monsters he can- NO he's not being Jack! OR BROOKS!

Robin- "What The FUCK Is This Mess?!" Angry and pissy that they're enjoying themself until he sees them in costume, then either blushes or does the Frollo 'WITCHCRAFT'.

Dingo- Has not a damn clue what s/o is doing but some of the cosplays makes his magic spark so 👍

Macaw- Almost doesn't notice. Shorts and a tshirt and a hoodie are just regular comfort clothes what's to notice? Though he will continue 'not noticing' even after he has, thinking it's cute to confuse others.

Lupo- LOVES it! Finds it so damn cute!

Falcon- Begs s/o to do the mafia voice.

Jackal- "Where Did You Find These?? Did You Raid My Closet? Oh Sweetness Let's Get You To A Tailor These Could Be Much More Flattering On You~"

Jay- Extremely flattered, but worried the paparazzi might harass s/o now! (there is no paparazzi)

Fox- So SO flustered! He can't even look at s/o now! But his hoodie tail is wagging

Crow-Flustered but believes s/o could look so much cuter in something he makes for them.

Hound- "If yeh wanted m'clothes yeh coulda jus' asked~" Starts stripping his off.

Vulture- Walks past s/o and gets startled, thinking Axe or a mirror was there for a moment. Look his peripherals are not great lol.

Hyena- "Crop Top You Say??? 👀👀👀"

Robin- "Crop Top You Say? 😈😈😈"

Dingo- Stares with his tail wagging, finding it sooooo damn cute. He then flops onto s/o.