Skele and S/O are going on one of their first dates... to the supermarket! S/O wants to cook dinner with/for Skele instead of going out to eat.
How does the shopping go? Who is militant about it, who is playful? Does anyone convince SO to participate in cart races?
Macaw- At some point he's ended up in the cart, slowly buried alive by produce and boxed foods. He uses magic to grab the biggest bottle of ketchup. He accidentally startles the cashier when he sits up.
Lupo- He's a bit strict on getting healthier foods, but otherwise it's a pleasant, sweet domestic trip!
Falcon- Dumbly standing there, scratching his skull, staring at a grocery list before looking at S/O like 'the hell is dis item??'. Gets lost from S/O and is now a scary looking skeleton in the frozen pizza aisle, sweating bullets and looking for his mate. Once reunited he keeps a hand in theirs. For no reason. Yep.
Jackal- Oh he knows the exact route he is going to take... Though if S/O looks a little too longingly at /anything/, into the cart it goes. He denies any suspicious activity.
Jay- Like Lupo he's really strict about diet, and refuses to get anything chocolate... Though... Could you grab that jay of honey for him? The orange blossom? Thanks... Otherwise rather peaceful trip.
Fox- He's clinging to the cart the whole time. Might need a moment here and there to breathe and calm himself, but he's doing well! He's okay so long as his S/O is there. DOES try to buy 10 jars of honey. Don't let him.
Crow- Not so strict on diet, but tries to stick to healthier things. He also is the one to try and get a cart race started. He loves a good competition! Winner gets a kiss!
Hound - He's lying on the bottom ledge thingy of the shopping cart. Yeah he can't fit. Yeah he's giggling stupidly the whole way. Also check the cart- pretty sure those five bottles of steak sauce weren't there before.
Vulture- Grocery stores are the bane of his entire existence. You're making him PAY? For FOOD? Fuckin'... but for S/O he behaves. Uh, S/O should check to make sure he's not trying to smuggle anything out though.
Hyena- While he agrees with Vulture, he LOVES the bonding time! He also has fun unnerving people. Serves them right for staring, they don't *get it*... Though any kids who look at him with awe and joy will make him weak.
Robin- TRAP HIM IN THE CHILD'S SEAT *PLEASE* ... Canonically though he's going to steal and kill.
Dingo- Don't let him near the chocolate syrup aisle. He WILL just start guzzling as much as he can while security and anyone else brave enough tries to stop him.