Four more, and only four left!
Anonymous asked:
"100% totally innocent question for your boys"
... so ... how do you top your sub
... sandwich.
Was bout to say I'm pretty sure the only sub here is crow-
Macaw- prefers hot dogs
Lupo- Too messy for him, but he likes a good club sandwich now and then
Falcon- Jersey Mikes Style pile that fucker HIGH and oil and vinegar that shit
Jackal- Would rather eat anything else, sandwiches feel very not fancy to him
Jay- What is Food (has to be forced to sit and eat most the time)
Fox- Likes PB and honey sandwiches!
Crow- Is fine with anything, really. Prefers less mess usually though.
Hound- Brisket sandwich with all the bbq sauce
Vulture and Hyena and Dingo will eat anything.... Dingo sometimes even if it's not food....
Robin- Anything, but tears into it like a wild animal
So you head canon that monsters have an inventory that only they can access, yes? What are two things each of your skeleton boys have in their inventory at all times?
So excluding phones and money/wallets, as all of them carry those-
Macaw- A multitool for working on phones/laptops, and his old work ID from when he worked with his father at the Lab.
Lupo- Also a multitool, but more industrial? Like for less delicate work. And some monster candies.
Falcon- His brass knuckles as those are NOT a summoned weapon, and a cigar for when he needs to look as mafia as possible.
Jackal- Lint roller, and a flask for when the day is particularly annoying.
Jay- Hand cuffs given to him by Ink that can hold even the most bara berserk horror Sans, and a Star Sans badge.
Fox- His favorite bee plush toy from his stripes years, and a picture of him and his bro as kids.
Crow- Small sewing kit and a small first aid kit. A third is snacks for Chamomile.
Hound- Old Lab ID and his dog biscuits.
Vulture- Jerky and a photo of Water with a note on the back so he never forgets.
Hyena- Crossbow+bolts, and a scrap of his old scarf.
Robin- Old vial of DT and one of Dingo's plush toys from his babybones days.
Dingo- Any spare food he can find, and a stolen device allowing him to jump AUs. His muzzle also goes here when he's not wearing it.
Anonymous asked:
have your skeletons seen Cats the Musical (the original, not the CGI one)
Out of the main cast, I feel really only Jackal and Lupo would have.
Macaw woulda gone but fallen asleep, and Falcon wouldn't go at all. None of the others would be interested, while Crow would WANT to but have no one to go with him.
And I think Jackal and Lupo woulda brought Fox along with them and he would have nightmares of dancing people cats for a few weeks...
Last one for tonight, updated Falcon and Jackal!
Anonymous asked:
Which of your skeles could crush a watermelon between their thighs?
*cracks fingers*
#macaw!sans#lupo!papyrus#falcon!sans#jackal!papyrus#jay!sans#fox!papyrus#crow!sans#hound!papyrus#vulture!sans#hyena!papyrus#robin!sans#dingo!papyrus#asking bone bois#ebottvalleyau#starling!nightmare#dove!dream#shrike!cross#dalmatian!papyrus#pigeon!dust#seagull!killer#dire!papyrus#decoy!ink#ducky!error#jan oc polly#jan oc chimera#ibis!reaper#ber!papyrus#gale!nightmare#phoenix!dream#eh too many to tag i give up zzzz
Anonymous asked:
if your skeletons were Pokemon, what Pokemon might they be?
Macaw- Porygon
Lupo- Blaziken
Falcon- Talonflame
Jackal- Houndoom
Jay- Farfetch'd
Fox- Zorua (Hisuian)
Crow- Corvisquire
Hound- Scrafty
Vulture- Mandibuzz
Hyena- Mightyena
Robin- Impidimp
Dingo- Toxtricity (Low Key)
Polly- Eevee
Anonymous asked:
Boys react to house being egged/toilet papered
Macaw- What the fu-
Lupo- MY FUCKING HOUSE?!
Falcon and Jackal- Hella impressed. Like, how tf did someone manage to egg the top of a skyscraper?? Or TP it??
Jay- Doesn't even fucking notice
Fox: Wonders what he did to deserve it q_q
Crow- He has a basic apartment and really he'd be confused, impressed, and a bit miffed.
Hound- Might sniff about and track down who did it to egg their house back.
Vulture and Hyena- PISSED at the wasted egg, but also it depends. Their Snowdin home? Whole ass manhunt for who wasted food. Nightmare's Castle?? Blame Killer and tell Nightmare.
Robin- Who the fuck is alive to egg his little shack!?
Dingo- Ooo free eg. Omnom
Anonymous asked:
Falcon: Wanna hear a joke?
Macaw: Sure.
Falcon: Your life.
Macaw: My life isn’t a joke, jokes have meaning.
Falcon: Macaw no
Macaw: Macaw *yes*
Lupo: -spray bottle at the ready- No. -sprits- No Dark Thoughts Brother.
Macaw: -hisssss-
Anonymous asked:
Skele Rizz level, “just waiting to see Jay”
Macaw- 15%
Lupo-80%
Falcon-100%
Jackal-150%
Jay-50% (5% once you know him)
Fox-75%
Crow-60%
Hound-40%
Vulture-0% (On Sight)
Hyena-12%(On Sight)
Robin- -20%
Dingo-1000000% (Pubby)
Anonymous asked:
Boys react to being booped?
Macaw- Blushes and pulls his hood up to hide his blush and big fuzzy eyelights.
Lupo- Stars in his sockets and boops back <3
Falcon- Also big eyelights, gives a deep rumble of a purr and grins.
Jackal- Admittedly flustered at first, then boops back and declares himself the winner.
Jay- 'M-MWEH!?' baffled, blushing from the unforeseen 'attack'.
Fox- Tiny yip and pulls his hood up, then cinches it shut to hide more.
Crow- Blushes and hides in his scarf, his scarf ends fluttering as he quietly 'mwehahah's.
Hound- *licks* >:3
Vulture- Pretends to snap at the finger and grins.
Hyena- 'OOP! Found My Off Button!' Then fucking collapses. He's fine just a goof.
Robin- Actually Bites.
Dingo- '????' Flops over and looks up, wagging his tail.
Anonymous asked:
How do the boy handle going to the dentist?
Macaw- Handles it pretty well, not keen on it but gets it over with.
Lupo- Has to be told SIR, you CANNOT get multiple checkups a week. You are FINE your teeth are the strongest *please*.
Falcon- He'll go, but he's going to be tensed and sweating and staring forward the entire time. Jackal- Tries to flirt with the staff but otherwise it's not a big deal, though he freaks if he DOES have a cavity. He's SO CAREFUL THOUGH *HOW*-
Jay- His teeth are FIIINEEE he doesn't need a checkup DREAM NO HE'S NOT GOING-
Fox- very tense, shaking like a leaf, but he does well and he's such a beloved boy he gets all the dentists feeling sorry for him even over simple cleanings.
Crow- Unbothered. He's in then out, he deals with worse considering his socket every morning.
Hound- It could be a basic cleaning and yet he's gotta be dragged into the dentist. He's whimpering and shaking and watching everyone with suspicion. His silver fang is pretty sensitive after all.
Vulture- What dentist. (Knows Hyena can and will drag him to one with Nightmare's help, is sweating.)
Hyena- Loves pushing his luck and trying to bite the dentist. Has to be laughing gassed.
Robin- The Fuck Is A Dentist
Dingo- Should see one, will be a lot like Hound in whining and whimpering but also like Fox where he gets petpats and called a good boy.
Anonymous asked:
how would your skeletons react to being thrown into a room full of Sans type bitties?
Macaw, Fox- STILL NOT READY HHEEEELLP
Jay- Trying hard to protect Star 'Why Are You All Bullies? >:C'
Falcon- Messing with Punch
Jackal, Lupo- Once again, building and buying. But also berating their brothers' bitties for being lazy
Crow- Helping Button with cloths and a little model house. Not as good at it as Lupo but he's trying
Hound- He gon pick on button big time
Vulture- This snack keeps tryina bite back. Like an evil Goldfish Cracker
Hyena- Stops Vulture from eating Hatchet
Robin- Knife fighting with Spite
Dingo- Hhhhmmmm Eat? Eat small things? No eat?? :C
Polly- More hoarding
Anonymous asked:
how would your skeletons react to being thrown into a room filled with Papyrus type bitties?
(Polly, Cerberus, Chimera, Dalmation, and Beagle would be cool to see included with the others )
Macaw, Fox- Not Ready for the responsibility someone help them
Jay- Immediately a recreation of Gulliver's Travels
Lupo, Jackal- Building and buying everything the bitties want/need
Falcon- Being bossed around by Diva AND Jackal to help
Crow- trying to find where his brother's bratty bitty went
Hound- Knows Exactly where Tramp is and is helping cause chaos
Vulture, Dingo- Food? 👀
Robin- Trying to teach his brother's bitty to be evil
Hyena- Helping Traps set traps
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Polly- HOARD THE BITTIES
Ber- Can't touch any but his sibling's bitty and his own, makes sure they're comfy
Chimera- Ooooooo snacks~!
Dal- BROTHER HELP
Bea- Well these are some weird rats. Oh, little thems?? NVM keeping socute!
Main 12, the Kids, and Polly
CLASSIC
FELL
Falcon- falcon!sans, info ref Jackal- jackal!papyrus (heights are actually 6'5" and 7'6" now) (NEW) refs
SWAP
SWAPFELL
HORROR
Vulture- vulture!sans, info, story Hyena- hyena!papyrus, ref (Heights are actually 7ft and 9ft now) (NEW) refs
FELLSWAP
FRISKS & CHARAS
Smoothie- smoothie!frisk Shake- shake!frisk Sassprilla- sass!chara Chamomile- cham!chara
UNDERTALE OC
#asking bone bois#macaw!sans#lupo!papyrus#falcon!sans#jackal!papyrus#jay!sans#fox!papyrus#crow!sans#hound!papyrus#vulture!sans#hyena!papyrus#robin!sans#dingo!papyrus#jan oc polly#but the tags work in finding current ones#smoothie!frisk#shake!frisk#cham!chara#sass!chara#references are somewhat old#i'll update them all properly eventually lol#the origin stories stay the same but swap and swapfell's stories aren't up to date either
Anonymous asked:
How would skeles be with an s/o who’s into cosplay?
Macaw- All for it! Hell he'd help them set up their own social medias if they're serious about it. He's not too bad with a camera either. Super show offy ones might make him fluster though.
Lupo- Has the cash and the building know how. Hell he BUILT his battle body after all! He's just a touch rusty but is soon a big help with crazier costumes.
Falcon- Supports with money and security. He also doesn't mind if they model for him.
Jackal- Also money and security, and also his tailors. He will help them win EVERY contest they enter!
Jay- Tries to get them to dress in costumes he likes. Is a bit picky and bossy about it.
Fox- he's great at patchwork! And finding patterns online!
Crow- He WILL sew whatever they need just name it he can make Hound find the pattern and he will love helping.
Hound- He can find the patterns and will love making Crow help with sewing lol. But! Need a gadget made? He's your guy.
Vulture- Doesn't understand and the bright colors are a Bit Much but if it makes them happy.
Hyena- Wants to dress up too! Are there any scary monsters he can- NO he's not being Jack! OR BROOKS!
Robin- "What The FUCK Is This Mess?!" Angry and pissy that they're enjoying themself until he sees them in costume, then either blushes or does the Frollo 'WITCHCRAFT'.
Dingo- Has not a damn clue what s/o is doing but some of the cosplays makes his magic spark so 👍
Anonymous asked:
Boys react to s/o dressing up as them
Macaw- Almost doesn't notice. Shorts and a tshirt and a hoodie are just regular comfort clothes what's to notice? Though he will continue 'not noticing' even after he has, thinking it's cute to confuse others.
Lupo- LOVES it! Finds it so damn cute!
Falcon- Begs s/o to do the mafia voice.
Jackal- "Where Did You Find These?? Did You Raid My Closet? Oh Sweetness Let's Get You To A Tailor These Could Be Much More Flattering On You~"
Jay- Extremely flattered, but worried the paparazzi might harass s/o now! (there is no paparazzi)
Fox- So SO flustered! He can't even look at s/o now! But his hoodie tail is wagging
Crow-Flustered but believes s/o could look so much cuter in something he makes for them.
Hound- "If yeh wanted m'clothes yeh coulda jus' asked~" Starts stripping his off.
Vulture- Walks past s/o and gets startled, thinking Axe or a mirror was there for a moment. Look his peripherals are not great lol.
Hyena- "Crop Top You Say??? 👀👀👀"
Robin- "Crop Top You Say? 😈😈😈"
Dingo- Stares with his tail wagging, finding it sooooo damn cute. He then flops onto s/o.