this image came to me in a sudden burst of enlightenment

the thrilling sequel

My son also likes to play towel

not sure if i’m qualified to answer this one

PRACTICAL EFFECTS AND WILLEM DEFOE?? Letterboxd is going to devour this

I cannot wait to see another movie with many many pet rats who are so well fed and lovely and well trained doing a great job

>go to cvs for toothpaste and cold medicine

>hit button for employee to open the toothpaste case

>grabs it before i can

>"i have to hold this at the front for you until you check out"

>go to cold medicine aisle

>ring bell for employee to open the cough medicine case

>nobody shows up

>ring again

>nobody shows up

>check case

>case is unlocked

>take cold medicine and go to check out

>grab toothpaste from unmanned register

>have to use self checkout

>scan cold medicine

>"age verification needed please wait for employee"

>employee comes over and cards me and then leaves

>finish self checkout

>walk through literal piles of discarded receipts at exit door

another beautiful non hostile day in our great country

i cannot emphasize enough how 5 years ago you could walk into a store and pick up the item you wanted and buy it and leave . it sounds like a fairytale now but it was true.

it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

This princess forgot about super glue

sorry i am a dumb bitch

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

To think that we will never know the identity of this mystery tweeter, thanks to the meticulous censorship of their url

i wanna

i wanna

i wanna

i wanna

i wanna really really really wanna zig-a-zag *WILHELM SCREAM*

YOURE FUCKING KIDDING ME I LOVE YOU????!

This is a top tier post.

my blog is for sluts, autistic people, boykissers, and ppl who r silly

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

beg for your life, tennis boy

I don’t think anyone loves Depeche Mode more than my dad, who not only has been to every concert since 1986, but when the contest to be in the film 101 was announced he tried to move to California (from rural western Canada) at the ripe age of 17 to cheat his way to winning it. He (obviously) didn’t win but later on during that tour snuck into a club to hang out with the band. Apparently Martin was very polite, and very drunk!

In 1990, he got into a nasty car accident and was in a coma for a few weeks. Before the accident he bought tickets to see them on their World Violation tour. He woke up from the coma the day of the concert and demanded hospital staff take him there, in a wheelchair and high as hell on morphine. He doesn’t remember anything about the show but apparently he was conscious enough to buy a T-shirt (which is now mine, lol).

one of the more interesting gender selectors i've seen

Amazing how Israel can make even the UN look good.