Me getting gay married the day after Veterans Day
Me watching OP get gay married the day after Veterans Day and trying not to think about this post
You can't catch me doubleca5t post 766969996870025216
wedding went well
I made the cake topper myself :3
there's this word in Serbian 'vukojebina' which literally means 'the place where wolves go to fuck' but they use it to mean 'in the middle of nowhere'. it sure does the job well, but the visual stayed with me longer than I would have liked it to.
for chinese we have 鸟不生蛋, which is used to describe a land so barren and remote that not even birds would lay their eggs there.
In German we have "am Arsch der Welt", which means "at the world's ass"
In Finnish it's "Jumalan selän takana" - behind god's back.
I propose that these are all the same place. The world's ass, behind god's back, where birds would not nest and where wolves go to fuck.
Australia has "Woop Woop" (origin unknown but dating to late 1800s if not earlier) as in "they live way out in Woop Woop". "out beyond the black stump" is a similar Aussie phrase.
On another token, Poles say 'hen, hen' when describing something being far away but like, affectionately??
When I was a kid, someplace out in the sticks was "Left Armpit, Pennsylvania."
Americans do infact have the phrase "butt-fuck nowhere" which feels like an important possibile addition
Yeah, I think I just got the Bowdlerized version. :P
The Back of the Beyond, in the UK.
You can't leave this in the notes.
What are they saying?
Holy fucking shit of all the possibilities I did not see that one coming.
did this morherfucker just make apples out of apples??
If Goku calls you dumb just pack it up man
does anyone know how to stop the body from keeping score? i have shit to do
Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.
I’m very specifically thinking about One Room Thrillers because “girl goes to save boyfriend/fiancé from the fae/supernatural on a long journey” is a piece of well-worn folklore - but very specifically folklore.
Not thrillers.
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So, I just saw a trailer for a film called Carry On which is a thriller about a security guard being forced to do something for mysterious figure. An hour later I'm still pissed off about it. Not about the plot of the film, at all, I love a good one room thriller (in fact it's pretty much my favourite genre, pretty much every play, every short I've ever written is a one room something).
The problem is I get halfway through the trailer and then they announce this:
“You will do what we say because we have your girlfriend and/or wife.” It’s never “we have your husband”, “your boyfriend,” “fiancé”.
If it is being switched up then the object – yeah 'cause that's what this archetype is, they’re an object – to be saved is your father, your brother, your son.
Obviously, not to say this never happens, but it's really interesting the only way they'll let women save men as if it's within that maternal family concept. It's just this weird specific quirk of misogyny in film
I'm just saying that it could be interesting to put more men in situations.]
Once Dean gets the hang of photoshop he definitely spends time sending the Ghostfacers on wild goose chases with fabricated evidence (he gets really into character while crafting his cries for help as a middle-aged mom), and also makes plenty of images of Cas in ancient times, killing dinosaurs, et cetera, which Cas bemusedly receives and tries to explain to Dean repeatedly that he hasn't always looked like this and that while he didn't care much for the dinosaurs, he never hunted any. Dean ignores him and photoshops Cas knocking over the Tower of Pisa with a bowling ball.
wait a second!! who could that be!!!
oh my gosh!! how is that tax accountant surviving without a space suit?? what a mystery 🤔
whos that guy there on the right? hm he looks a little familiar...
just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet
like the reason this exists is because none of the words sound like each other, which means that even with a terrible signal both parties should be able to clearly understand the words being spelled
i am dead serious that i believe this should be taught in school
this is a list of all and every anti tony stark user on this site. this screenshot is really tall. the size is 500x27000.
here is the picture. have fun blocking these toxic blogs. just zoom a couple of times and you should be able to see all the blogs!
Tony Stark is an obnoxious character obviously written by straight men who have know idea what a charming man is like, and he is also bourgeoisie scum who deserves the rusty blade of a guillotine.
we used to have real drama on this website
lindt is being sued in a class action in the united states because they are one of MANY brands of chocolate that tested high for heavy metals. and this is despite lindt claiming their chocolate is "expertly crafted with the finest ingredients". no recall was issued after the tests came out. lead and cadmium can fuck the body over BAD.
lindt's genius defense is that they are going to stop saying the whole thing about being expertly crafted with the finest ingredients, so nobody can complain about the heavy metals in their chocolate anymore! and that makes it okay. source: trust me bro
(now please drop the lawsuit thanks)
consumer reports test results of a bunch of different chocolate brands <- original report being referenced
imagine this. you advertise yourself as "the coolest dude around". your whole persona is being "cool" and "chill". and then one day, you burn someone's house down on purpose. they inevitably sue the shit out of you. and your defense is that you will stop calling yourself "cool" or "chill" so nobody can reasonably expect that you will not set things on fire, because fire is hot, which is the opposite of cool and chill. and therefore everything is fine now and nobody can be mad at you anymore.
that is lindt's defense here.
god every time i watch black vinegar arc im struck again by how good of an adaptation of the source material this is. like. their proportions look so much more childlike than they do in pretty much every other episode
like this doesnt look like an epic anime battle this is just a child having a breakdown and taking it out on another kid who refuses to fight back until he cant anymore. theyre just kids. god.
